Skip to main content

shopstalk

(v.) the act of online shopping with no intention of buying anything. in other words, window-shopping on the computer.
"I went on bloomingdales.com today and shopstalked almost every page of dresses."
by Christine T. December 9, 2008
mugGet the shopstalk mug.

Shostakovich

Probably the most hardcore classical composer to live. You think your screamo shit is "hardcore?" Then you have not heard of Shostakovich and your opinion is invalid.

Shostakovich was a genius who lived under the oppressive watch of the USSR; as a result, Shostakovich composed some of the most frightening music ever conceived by man.

His Symphony No. 5 and Symphony No. 10 are (arguably) his most badass pieces.
Richard: I hate classical. It's fucking boring.
Mark: You have clearly never heard of Shostakovich.
*After listening to the "Allegro" from Symphony 10*
Richard: Dude, my mind is blown.
by kanapanapan June 4, 2010
mugGet the Shostakovich mug.

Shostakovich

Dmitri Shostakovich, noun.

Dmitri Shostakovich was a Russian classical composer who lived through the oppression of the Soviet Union, and lived from September 25, 1906 to August 9th, 1975. He is regarded to have composed pieces which had objected to the tyrannical power of the Soviet Union, which were also known to be some of the most intense in the history of classical, such as his Fifth, Tenth, Eleventh, and Twelfth symphonies. He had composed pieces on other topics, such as various historical events like the 1905 and the 1918 Russian revolutions.
In the midst of his musical career, he was denounced and had gained a condition of depression that would never recover. He was known by his family to be obsessed with cleanliness and organization, and would frequently synchronize all of the family's clocks. He also had favored playing cards and soccer.
Person 1: Ugh... All classical music is boring and requires no skill. Go listen to Billie Eilish instead.

Person 2: The real leader of depressing music is Shostakovich, go listen to his 11th and come back.
--1 hour later--
Person 1: Now do you still think that it's all boring?
Person 2:........
mugGet the Shostakovich mug.

Shoetalking

When someone talks about Brunswick bowling balls, how they are drilled, and what they are supposed to do. Conversations are often lengthy, and extremely biased towards Brunswick.
The following is an example of shoetalking:

Blah blah blah Brunswick is amazing blah blah blah Csytem 4.5. Blah blah pin down blah blah symmetric blah blah blah 4000. Also, blah blah Rattler blah blah weight hole blah blah. Brunswick is the best company ever blah blah blah.
by jibtastic August 15, 2010
mugGet the Shoetalking mug.

shitstalking

When someone tries to find you by following your trail, using your shit to track you.
He had become highly adept at shitstalking when he used to track ex-CIA operatives when they fell off the government’s radar.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 28, 2019
mugGet the shitstalking mug.

Shopsteal

To Steal/Try to steal a Shop or premises.
e.g. Missy tried to shopsteal K-Mart
by IamHERE February 24, 2015
mugGet the Shopsteal mug.

Shopsticks

Someone who stands still in a store, remaining in the way. One who walks in the door and stops, blocking those following.
I couldn't get down the aisle because of all the shopsticks gabbing.
by Smartycat September 25, 2010
mugGet the Shopsticks mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email