Shoetalking

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When someone talks about Brunswick bowling balls, how they are drilled, and what they are supposed to do. Conversations are often lengthy, and extremely biased towards Brunswick.

The following is an example of shoetalking:

Blah blah blah Brunswick is amazing blah blah blah Csytem 4.5. Blah blah pin down blah blah symmetric blah blah blah 4000. Also, blah blah Rattler blah blah weight hole blah blah. Brunswick is the best company ever blah blah blah.

Shoetalking by jibtastic August 15, 2010

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shoejacking

The crime of stealing someones shoes at gunpoint.

I was a victim of shoejacking. I was forcibly relieved of my popular $300 pair of sport-shoes at gunpoint.

shoejacking by farpart103 March 30, 2008

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sidetalking

1. Using a Nokia N-Gage as a cell phone, thus appearing to hold a sideways taco to one's face.

2. Mimicing the use of a Nokia N-Gage as a cell phone.

3. Holding anything up to your face sideways and talking into it.

I was sidetalking when I held that Super NES up to my face sideways and took a picture of myself talking into it.

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Shitalking

The art of taking a crap whilst on the phone.

Boy 1: Dude hold on a sec, I need to wipe...

Boy 2: Dude stop shitalking while i'm on the phone!!

Shitalking by iChantz January 11, 2009

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To shut the hell up when discussing any among us or sussy related topics...

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Shittalking

The act of talking, or being talked to on the shitter.

Let me finish shitting then I'll talk to you
God I am not a big fan of shittalking

Shittalking by Richard Ashley December 25, 2007

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

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