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shofstall

She stuck the shofstall and cleaned her pussy
by Joey Jackson July 9, 2007
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shaffstalled

The state of drunken stupor in which a person becomes little more than a blundering menace to society.
"I wish I could still look my peers in the eye, but after getting shaffstalled and leaving a wake of destruction everywhere I went last night, I don't think I'll be able to for a while."
by mayab October 10, 2009
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Shaffstalled

The level of intoxication at which a person has lost virtually all coordination (and/or dignity). Begins to occur about 5 drinks after crunk. Broken glass, public napping, and embarrassing facebook photos typically result.
"Will you judge me if I get completely shaffstalled tonight? It's been a really long week."

"Ughh, where am I? And why is my foot bleeding? I must have been so shaffstalled last night..."
by LP$ October 9, 2009
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Shortall's

Also known as puffy eyes, bags/suitcases (size dependant).
Can be caused by lack of sleep or continuous contact with ex-military gay lords. Another common cause is over stretching for either pedals or looking above the steerin wheel of a car whilst driving.

Can be reduced by the use of a booster seat.
Bloody hell! look at the Shortall's on him!

Baggage handling druid's got one massive set of Shortall's on him!
by Willy Shefot April 17, 2011
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shopstalk

(v.) the act of online shopping with no intention of buying anything. in other words, window-shopping on the computer.
"I went on bloomingdales.com today and shopstalked almost every page of dresses."
by Christine T. December 9, 2008
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shopstacle course

Any store display or meandering checkout line meant to control your movement throughout the building, and simultaneously try to sell you additional items before you leave. They are usually a nuisance, and border on being a fire hazard in the event of an emergency. Such as preventing a quick exit from a building. Sometimes the displays can be so large you can't see if there are any available registers open.
This store is such a shopstacle course! It has all kinds of floor displays blocking the aisles and I have to wander back and forth through a merchandise maze just to check out!
by YoungRebel00 September 14, 2025
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Top shottally

Adverb
As a top shotta/in the ways of a top shotta
How a top shotta operates
Kurlon is a top shotta he does things top shottally
by Wise King Solomon January 1, 2023
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