shofstall
shofstall by Joey Jackson July 9, 2007
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shaffstalled
The state of drunken stupor in which a person becomes little more than a blundering menace to society.
"I wish I could still look my peers in the eye, but after getting shaffstalled and leaving a wake of destruction everywhere I went last night, I don't think I'll be able to for a while."
shaffstalled by mayab October 10, 2009
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Shaffstalled
The level of intoxication at which a person has lost virtually all coordination (and/or dignity). Begins to occur about 5 drinks after crunk. Broken glass, public napping, and embarrassing facebook photos typically result.
"Will you judge me if I get completely shaffstalled tonight? It's been a really long week."
"Ughh, where am I? And why is my foot bleeding? I must have been so shaffstalled last night..."
"Ughh, where am I? And why is my foot bleeding? I must have been so shaffstalled last night..."
Shaffstalled by LP$ October 9, 2009
Shortall's
Also known as puffy eyes, bags/suitcases (size dependant).
Can be caused by lack of sleep or continuous contact with ex-military gay lords. Another common cause is over stretching for either pedals or looking above the steerin wheel of a car whilst driving.
Can be reduced by the use of a booster seat.
Can be caused by lack of sleep or continuous contact with ex-military gay lords. Another common cause is over stretching for either pedals or looking above the steerin wheel of a car whilst driving.
Can be reduced by the use of a booster seat.
Bloody hell! look at the Shortall's on him!
Baggage handling druid's got one massive set of Shortall's on him!
Baggage handling druid's got one massive set of Shortall's on him!
Shortall's by Willy Shefot April 17, 2011
shopstalk
(v.) the act of online shopping with no intention of buying anything. in other words, window-shopping on the computer.
shopstalk by Christine T. December 9, 2008
shopstacle course
Any store display or meandering checkout line meant to control your movement throughout the building, and simultaneously try to sell you additional items before you leave. They are usually a nuisance, and border on being a fire hazard in the event of an emergency. Such as preventing a quick exit from a building. Sometimes the displays can be so large you can't see if there are any available registers open.
This store is such a shopstacle course! It has all kinds of floor displays blocking the aisles and I have to wander back and forth through a merchandise maze just to check out!
shopstacle course by YoungRebel00 September 14, 2025
Top shottally
Top shottally by Wise King Solomon January 1, 2023
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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