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russian suicide

An elaborate method of committing suicide (i.e. intentionally killing yourself), accomplished by shooting yourself 3 times in the back of your head then tying your dead body up in the trunk of a car.
Russian citizen: He got shot 3 times in the back of his head and they found his body tied up in the back of a car? I suspect foul play.
Putin: You are mistaken. Clearly is suicide. Russian suicide.
by kanapanapan February 26, 2017
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Good Will hunting

I went Good Will hunting for some cheap polos yesterday.
by kanapanapan January 27, 2012
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Goodwill hunting

I went Goodwill hunting for some cheap polos yesterday.
by kanapanapan January 27, 2012
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tame the beast

for men: to trim one's facial hair; not necessarily to shave it, but keep it under control

for women: to clean up and shave one's pubic hair, perhaps into a landing strip or something cool like that.
My beard is a mess, I need to set aside a few minutes in order to tame the beast.
by kanapanapan December 11, 2010
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Freudian text

1. Sending a text message to the subject of your text, instead of the intended recipient.

2. Texting someone what's on your mind, as opposed to what you meant to say.
1. Me (to Alice): "Hey John, isn't Alice is a real bitch?"
Alice: "...What the fuck?"
Me: "Oops, Freudian text."

2. Me (to Alice): "Fuck you, lying whore."
Alice: "What?!?!"
Me: "Oops, Freudian text."
Alice: "...Again?!"
by kanapanapan August 25, 2010
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Shostakovich

Probably the most hardcore classical composer to live. You think your screamo shit is "hardcore?" Then you have not heard of Shostakovich and your opinion is invalid.

Shostakovich was a genius who lived under the oppressive watch of the USSR; as a result, Shostakovich composed some of the most frightening music ever conceived by man.

His Symphony No. 5 and Symphony No. 10 are (arguably) his most badass pieces.
Richard: I hate classical. It's fucking boring.
Mark: You have clearly never heard of Shostakovich.
*After listening to the "Allegro" from Symphony 10*
Richard: Dude, my mind is blown.
by kanapanapan June 4, 2010
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burnt sienna fever

A sexual fetish for Filipinos and indigenous Indonesians. A subset of yellow fever.
Person A: Is he really going out with her? She's not even that good looking.
Person B: Yeah, he definitely has burnt sienna fever.
by kanapanapan May 30, 2010
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