shoomit

A person who suffers from extreme migitism but compensates for that through their amazing mathematical capabilities.
Shoomits get angry over little things so it is best to avoid confrontations.also shoomits have been known to have trouble multi-tasking and conserving money.they also tend to have weak arguments and always leave their laptops lying around so that someone can trip over it and as a result be held accountable for it.96.8% of Shoomits have been seen driving infinitis or cars more expensive then that
Also, Shoomits have hair similar to that of the wooly mammoth, which has led scientists to believe that they have a common ancestry, although others argue that this is impossible given the fact that shoomits are so small.

Will you stop being a shoomit, you've already spent 25000 dollars today
You hair looks like a shoomits hair style, so do you drive an infinti?
It's a good thing your not a lawyer, because your arguing skills are similar to that of the shoomit

shoomit by Cabasso February 23, 2008

Shookith 

Shaken, flustered, shook, Blake Cedric

Jessica used the last of the toilet paper after knowing I had Indian food earlier that day. I am shookith!

Shookith by Shookith March 8, 2017

Shroomite Kingdom 

when people are too curious about it

hmm lemme search shroomite kingdom

Shroomite Kingdom by helloUrbanDucks April 16, 2022

shomit 

The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....

Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.

Jenny: I need to spew

John: I'll hold your hair back

Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh

John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.

shomit by Lenbot February 18, 2010

Shookith 

feeling of utter shock and hitting a high level of trauma

This lady knows my name and I haven't met her, I'm shookith!!!

She rolled it without me, I'm shookith

Shookith by Johnnyfuckabitchappleseed March 7, 2017

Shmomit 

to shit and vomit simultaneously (with little to no control)

Me and my homie got food poisoning in China, I had to shmomit in the shower because he was already shmomitting into the toilet/bin

Shmomit by hankScorpio April 18, 2014

Shoumit

The act of stealing one's female.

"Hey bro, it's not cool that you shoumit'ed my female like that."

Shoumit by shou11 October 9, 2014