Shommit 

To shit and vommit simontaniously, usually resulting from extensive alcohol consumtion.

"My stomache is going crazy, I think I'm about to shommit, where can i find a bucket and a toilet?"

Shommit by Luke Swiderski October 7, 2003

shommit 

When you are so sick that you begin to simotanously shit and vomit at the same time.

I was sitting on the toilet not feeling so well when i began to shommit.

shommit by swallytrip January 11, 2009

Scommit 

1.To vomit and scream simultaneously. Often in a violent and loud fashion.

Marky Mark is so sick! He scommited on the phone last night.

Scommit by Jnco September 30, 2004

Shomming 

The side effects of Stomach Flu - Vomiting & Shitting at the same time.

Oh my god I was so ill, I was seriously shomming, wasn't sure which end to put on the toilet!

Shomming by bastie 83 January 7, 2015

shomit 

The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....

Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.

Jenny: I need to spew

John: I'll hold your hair back

Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh

John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.

shomit by Lenbot February 18, 2010

Shmomit 

to shit and vomit simultaneously (with little to no control)

Me and my homie got food poisoning in China, I had to shmomit in the shower because he was already shmomitting into the toilet/bin

Shmomit by hankScorpio April 18, 2014

Shoumit

The act of stealing one's female.

"Hey bro, it's not cool that you shoumit'ed my female like that."

Shoumit by shou11 October 9, 2014