Shmomit
Me and my homie got food poisoning in China, I had to shmomit in the shower because he was already shmomitting into the toilet/bin
Shmomit by hankScorpio April 18, 2014
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shomit
The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....
Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.
Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.
Jenny: I need to spew
John: I'll hold your hair back
Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh
John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.
John: I'll hold your hair back
Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh
John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.
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Shmomit • Shomit • Shommit • Shimomiting • shmoitz • shiomiteeing • Shlomit • shlomit gur • shmoits • Shnomit
Shlomit
GMILF. extremely overqualified high school biology teacher. winner of fuck, marry, kill: teacher edition. lululemon addiction. "if you yawn you'll never get a boyfriend" but she's already turned you lesbian. want to be locked in the science lab supply closet with her. subject of 5 deleted fanfic drafts. looks like every gay's butch lesbian drill sergeant fantasy but married to a guy. cat lady. makeup slays.
Shlomit by thebestfrenchfries January 22, 2023
shoomit
A person who suffers from extreme migitism but compensates for that through their amazing mathematical capabilities.
Shoomits get angry over little things so it is best to avoid confrontations.also shoomits have been known to have trouble multi-tasking and conserving money.they also tend to have weak arguments and always leave their laptops lying around so that someone can trip over it and as a result be held accountable for it.96.8% of Shoomits have been seen driving infinitis or cars more expensive then that
Also, Shoomits have hair similar to that of the wooly mammoth, which has led scientists to believe that they have a common ancestry, although others argue that this is impossible given the fact that shoomits are so small.
Shoomits get angry over little things so it is best to avoid confrontations.also shoomits have been known to have trouble multi-tasking and conserving money.they also tend to have weak arguments and always leave their laptops lying around so that someone can trip over it and as a result be held accountable for it.96.8% of Shoomits have been seen driving infinitis or cars more expensive then that
Also, Shoomits have hair similar to that of the wooly mammoth, which has led scientists to believe that they have a common ancestry, although others argue that this is impossible given the fact that shoomits are so small.
Shomitiss
1. The act of shitting, vomiting, and pissing all at once.
2. The feeling usually associated after a long night of drinking, AND a long car ride has been undertaken before using the bathroom.
2. The feeling usually associated after a long night of drinking, AND a long car ride has been undertaken before using the bathroom.
Shmoitz
The term "Shmoitz" is actually a condition of bacteria cell growth on lumber. It is typically black or green with little to only a few ways to remove it.
Shmoitz by Chaddahoochie May 11, 2018
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