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GMILF. extremely overqualified high school biology teacher. winner of fuck, marry, kill: teacher edition. lululemon addiction. "if you yawn you'll never get a boyfriend" but she's already turned you lesbian. want to be locked in the science lab supply closet with her. subject of 5 deleted fanfic drafts. looks like every gay's butch lesbian drill sergeant fantasy but married to a guy. cat lady. makeup slays.
the canyon lesbians are simping over shlomit again
WTF shlomit is older than my parents
Shlomit by thebestfrenchfries January 22, 2023
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shlomit gur 

a nickname used in israel for girls or young women who their natural beauty is exceptional. A person refered to as a Shlomit gur, is usually blessed with such grace that can stun you for an entire day.It is most commonly believed that This rare specie is one of natures greatest phenomenon. A Shlomit Gur can some times be spotted in librarys around the world due to their keen desire to learn, study and expand their genius minds.
"hey john!, the girl you set me up with last night is amazing. She is every guy`s dream. I feel so lucky!! she is one hell of a Shlomit Gur!!!"
shlomit gur by david nissim August 31, 2005
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shloitering 

Shloitering is the activity of trying to pass time by shopping while awaiting a simultaneous service at the same establishment.
While getting my snow tires removed at Canadian Tire, I passed the time wandering the aisles shloitering.
shloitering by intothefray March 24, 2021
The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....

Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.
Jenny: I need to spew

John: I'll hold your hair back

Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh

John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.
shomit by Lenbot February 18, 2010

Julien Solomita 

25 year old Youtube-Vlogger who is an all around incredible man with a passion for film, animals, orange juice with pulp, and his otter, Jenna. Solomita makes up 1/2 of a company called "Waffsicle". He partnered with friend Collin Duddy to produce an outstanding series called "Last Minute Trips" where the outgoing duo throw darts at a map, let followers vote where they should venture, and immediately begin their trip to said destination. He and his girlfriend have three dogs, two italian greyhounds (peach and kermit) and a chihuahua named marbles. Julien Solomita is an all around creative inspiration, and easily one of the most passionate people I've ever had the pleasure of watching. Dink dink.
When asked to describe my favorite person I'd say "Julien Solomita". What a dink.
Julien Solomita by C-DinkFam July 25, 2017

Solomito 

A name only give to Crazy ass Italian familys :O a very sexy last name only a couple of people are worthy of this last name
Dude1-Wow shes crazy sexy
Dude2-Her last name is solomito
dude3-wow thats a sexy last name
Solomito by Loserlover3 April 7, 2009
to shit and vomit simultaneously (with little to no control)
Me and my homie got food poisoning in China, I had to shmomit in the shower because he was already shmomitting into the toilet/bin
Shmomit by hankScorpio April 18, 2014
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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