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by thebestfrenchfries January 22, 2023
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"hey john!, the girl you set me up with last night is amazing. She is every guy`s dream. I feel so lucky!! she is one hell of a Shlomit Gur!!!"
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Shloitering is the activity of trying to pass time by shopping while awaiting a simultaneous service at the same establishment.
While getting my snow tires removed at Canadian Tire, I passed the time wandering the aisles shloitering.
by intothefray March 24, 2021
Get the shloitering mug.The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....
Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.
Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.
Jenny: I need to spew
John: I'll hold your hair back
Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh
John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.
John: I'll hold your hair back
Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh
John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.
by Lenbot February 18, 2010
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by Loserlover3 April 7, 2009
Get the Solomito mug.Me and my homie got food poisoning in China, I had to shmomit in the shower because he was already shmomitting into the toilet/bin
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