Shomit

To throw up while shitting on the toilet or anywhere else.

"Hey uh Bill, I just took a shomit in your pillow case" exclaimed James.

by PJ July 26, 2003

Shomit

To shit and vomit at the same time

After eating Chinese and two Cokes at the Klimax Klub, I had the sudden urge to shomit all over the place.

by Jean-Claude van Damme August 18, 2006

Shomit

1. When you shit and vomit at the same time.
2. What happens when 3 boys sit in high school art class and are bored

1. He had cholera he was shomiting
2. Oh look it's shomit the frog. Shomit and Gromit. In case of a German attack shomit and lob it.

by Nickgrosby. November 08, 2019

Shomit

To shit and vomit at the same time, often as an expression of extreme disgust

That song was so bad i shomited

by sir psycho January 11, 2005

Shomit

The act of vomiting up feces after consuming it.

I just watched my dog shomit all over my new rug.

by Ray Ray's teacher February 23, 2012

Shomit

v. to purge oneself of personal intimate information as normal conversation to disinterested strangers, acquaintances or colleagues.

Jeri totally shomited about her drug addict alcoholic son during the entire tea break today.

by Maria Espia March 18, 2008

Shomit

An Indian guy who is totally awesome, extremely smart, scorching hot, likes using 'shit' metaphors, makes you laugh and makes you believe in guys and happiness again. CAUTION: He WILL blow you mind.

Girl 1: Dude, my boyfriend is so awesome!
Girl 2: Wow! You're dating a Shomit!

by atikna June 22, 2010