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When a very drunk person with a respiratory infection or intense allergies sneezes and simultaneously vomits as a result of the sneeze.
"Did you see Mike shnomit all over that girl last night?"

"I can't drink around cats. It makes me shnomity."
Shnomit by Melissa N. March 7, 2008
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When someone sneezes and then vomits.
Deshan just snomitted in the bathroom
Snomit by desh09 November 4, 2018
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The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....

Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.
Jenny: I need to spew

John: I'll hold your hair back

Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh

John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.
shomit by Lenbot February 18, 2010
to shit and vomit simultaneously (with little to no control)
Me and my homie got food poisoning in China, I had to shmomit in the shower because he was already shmomitting into the toilet/bin
Shmomit by hankScorpio April 18, 2014
GMILF. extremely overqualified high school biology teacher. winner of fuck, marry, kill: teacher edition. lululemon addiction. "if you yawn you'll never get a boyfriend" but she's already turned you lesbian. want to be locked in the science lab supply closet with her. subject of 5 deleted fanfic drafts. looks like every gay's butch lesbian drill sergeant fantasy but married to a guy. cat lady. makeup slays.
the canyon lesbians are simping over shlomit again
WTF shlomit is older than my parents
Shlomit by thebestfrenchfries January 22, 2023
When you are so drunk and high that a sneeze brings up a little vomit.
Dave was so wrecked, he snomited in his beer.
snomit by GDUB Philly September 21, 2007
A person who suffers from extreme migitism but compensates for that through their amazing mathematical capabilities.
Shoomits get angry over little things so it is best to avoid confrontations.also shoomits have been known to have trouble multi-tasking and conserving money.they also tend to have weak arguments and always leave their laptops lying around so that someone can trip over it and as a result be held accountable for it.96.8% of Shoomits have been seen driving infinitis or cars more expensive then that
Also, Shoomits have hair similar to that of the wooly mammoth, which has led scientists to believe that they have a common ancestry, although others argue that this is impossible given the fact that shoomits are so small.
Will you stop being a shoomit, you've already spent 25000 dollars today
You hair looks like a shoomits hair style, so do you drive an infinti?
It's a good thing your not a lawyer, because your arguing skills are similar to that of the shoomit
shoomit by Cabasso February 23, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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