Shnomit 

When a very drunk person with a respiratory infection or intense allergies sneezes and simultaneously vomits as a result of the sneeze.

"Did you see Mike shnomit all over that girl last night?"

"I can't drink around cats. It makes me shnomity."

Shnomit by Melissa N. March 7, 2008

Snomit

When someone sneezes and then vomits.

Deshan just snomitted in the bathroom

Snomit by desh09 November 4, 2018

shomit 

The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....

Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.

Jenny: I need to spew

John: I'll hold your hair back

Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh

John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.

shomit by Lenbot February 18, 2010

Shmomit 

to shit and vomit simultaneously (with little to no control)

Me and my homie got food poisoning in China, I had to shmomit in the shower because he was already shmomitting into the toilet/bin

Shmomit by hankScorpio April 18, 2014

Shlomit 

GMILF. extremely overqualified high school biology teacher. winner of fuck, marry, kill: teacher edition. lululemon addiction. "if you yawn you'll never get a boyfriend" but she's already turned you lesbian. want to be locked in the science lab supply closet with her. subject of 5 deleted fanfic drafts. looks like every gay's butch lesbian drill sergeant fantasy but married to a guy. cat lady. makeup slays.

the canyon lesbians are simping over shlomit again
WTF shlomit is older than my parents

Shlomit by thebestfrenchfries January 22, 2023

snomit

When you are so drunk and high that a sneeze brings up a little vomit.

Dave was so wrecked, he snomited in his beer.

snomit by GDUB Philly September 21, 2007

shoomit

A person who suffers from extreme migitism but compensates for that through their amazing mathematical capabilities.
Shoomits get angry over little things so it is best to avoid confrontations.also shoomits have been known to have trouble multi-tasking and conserving money.they also tend to have weak arguments and always leave their laptops lying around so that someone can trip over it and as a result be held accountable for it.96.8% of Shoomits have been seen driving infinitis or cars more expensive then that
Also, Shoomits have hair similar to that of the wooly mammoth, which has led scientists to believe that they have a common ancestry, although others argue that this is impossible given the fact that shoomits are so small.

Will you stop being a shoomit, you've already spent 25000 dollars today
You hair looks like a shoomits hair style, so do you drive an infinti?
It's a good thing your not a lawyer, because your arguing skills are similar to that of the shoomit

shoomit by Cabasso February 23, 2008