shoket 

1. A person who uses bias to form strange conclusions about the future of the universe

2. A shoket can also be a person who contradicts himself

1. person 1: what’s that guy on about
person 2: oh he’s talking about how he thinks gay people will take over the planet, he’s such a shoket
2. person 1: sir i got 75% on this quiz
person 2: that’s not good enough

person 3: but i only got 50% and he hasn’t said anything to me yet- he’s such a shoket!

shoket by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023

frook shoken 

A state of paralysis that occurs in the left brain of a heterosexual male upon his first visual encounter with BTS' Park Jimin. It is caused by a combination of shock, awe, and general confusion, and can last up to 9 hours. Symptoms include staring and/or rapid blinking, repetitions of the word "how" and a slackness of jaw which may result in drool. It is simply known as the Jimin Effect when it happens to straight females and homosexual males, but the added layer of confusion resulting in left brain paralysis is what makes Frook Shoken specific to the straight male subset. Snapping out of it will inevitably result in the victim asking "wtf just happened" but it is best if you wait a few hours to let his system recover before exposing him to Jimin again. Just tell him you'll explain later.

'My boyfriend came in while I was watching the Blood, Sweat, and Tears MV and he was frook shoken for four hours, so we missed the movie.'

frook shoken by LowkeyARMY December 14, 2017

shooketh to the coreth 

being shaken to the core in a shakespearean manner

The bass was so good i was shooketh to the coreth

shooketh to the coreth by big feet taneet June 18, 2017

shooketh 

Beyond shook

"Yo Mary did you see that cow jump over the giraffe"

"I am shooketh"

shooketh by Giraffeleader101 March 11, 2017

Shooketh 

When you are more shook then shook can ever be shook

*PATS HEAD*
ARE YOU SHOOKETH

Shooketh by IlluminatiSavage420Vapenation March 15, 2018

shooketh attack 

when you more shooketh than shook and shooketh combined

Cynthia i’m having a shooketh attack you won’t believe what just happened.

shooketh attack by sister shooketh September 1, 2018

Showet 

"Show it" said quickly

Do you have evidence that they're the Impostors? Showet.

Showet by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap June 17, 2021