Definitions by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap

adtrddvhbk …mmnjk 

An Ingress player who tries to glyph hack (trying to get bonus items) and enter passcodes (promo codes) in the rain

Enlightened Ingress player: "adtrddvhbk …mmnjk"
Mountain biker: "bruh"
Everyone on COMM (chat) within a 1000km radius: "r/ihadastroke"

adtrddvhbk …mmnjk by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap April 1, 2022

Avocado's Number 

6.12x10^32, equivalent to Nikocado Avocado's mass in yottagrams (as of 2022)

Not to be confused with Avogadro's Number

1: have you heard of Avocado's Number?
2: I learnt it in chemistry class

Avocado's Number by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 30, 2022

MILF coded 

When you have to leave your home because someone took it away (directly or indirectly eg through a curse)

1) I had to leave home because I was cursed and I accidentally had an affair with my bro
2) Damn, you got MILF coded. The guy who cursed you took your home away

MILF coded by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 2, 2022

Hap ear 

A phrase said when the worst year in your life is over

1: 2021 is finally over!
2: Hap ear!
1: Hap ear to you too!
2: Wow!

Hap ear by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap January 1, 2022

erotic almond

Someone who thinks the names of SARS-CoV-2 variants represent media control because the person's brain has demonical rot (the person also speaks the moron dialect)

Person: If you rearrange "DELTA OMICRON", you get "MEDIA CONTROL"!
Normal guy: Go to Snopes.com and stop being an erotic almond.

erotic almond by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap December 29, 2021

Showet 

"Show it" said quickly

Do you have evidence that they're the Impostors? Showet.

Showet by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap June 17, 2021

Tetris Maximus 

1)When you win in Tetris 99
2)When you play Tetris 99/Tetris Royale, you get to the final 5 and the 4 other players disconnect

1: Is that how you got a Tetris Maximus? You got to the final 5 and the other 4 disconnected?
2: Yes
1: LMAO

Tetris Maximus by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap May 8, 2021