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Do you have evidence that they're the Impostors? Showet.
Showet by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap June 17, 2021
Words you can keep
A fresh avacado just picked from a tree
Hey mark what are u doing

Or just getting some showet at the store
Oh make sure there fresh
showet by Hmgdog June 2, 2016
When you try to type "shower" but type "showet" instead like a clown.
Speng: I just hopped out of the showet, good job
Alright: showet
Cyanellus: showet
Speng: showet
Music: showet
Shining: showet
showet by SpengleJon March 19, 2021
Hey wyd
Just got out of the showet
Showet by Okokok2005 December 29, 2017

Czech golden shower

The sound of empty .32 ACP cases hiting the ground after firing through a entire 20 round mag on a full auto VZ-61
You will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground (...) it's like the Czech golden shower
Czech golden shower by Bigdeagle85 November 17, 2022

The Shit/Shower ratio 

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.
"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

Passion Shower 

The libido and penis dimensions required to penetrate her standing up in the shower. With sufficient length this passion requires only rocking up on one's toes and back to flat foot. With sufficient girth she'll tolerate the desire for position creativity.

Refreshed rigor and vitality especially with rapid refractory to resume penetration after many other locations in the post coitus shower .
Get your tickets to ride. The Passion Shower will be boarding you soon.
Passion Shower by PassionTrain August 29, 2012
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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