the process of being a cocky idiot by doing something you don’t take it seriously and when it actually happens you freak out and throw a tantrum
person 1: why’s that girl crying in the corner
person 2: oh she had icarisation whilst writing her prefect application as her friends forced her to submit it
person 2: oh she had icarisation whilst writing her prefect application as her friends forced her to submit it
by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023
1. When 3 women with beards tell you that you’re gonna become king so you murder everyone you know and then get murdered by a caesarian man and a walking forest
2. when you think something is fair but then it turns out it’s actually not #plottwist
2. when you think something is fair but then it turns out it’s actually not #plottwist
1.
WOMAN WITH BEARD 3: ‘and king thereafter’
MACBETH: ‘well time to kill’ *pulls out sword*
2.
person 1: ‘aw man i was forced to submit an application and now i’m gonna become a prefect’
person 2: ‘well fair is foul so ur just gonna have to deal with it’
WOMAN WITH BEARD 3: ‘and king thereafter’
MACBETH: ‘well time to kill’ *pulls out sword*
2.
person 1: ‘aw man i was forced to submit an application and now i’m gonna become a prefect’
person 2: ‘well fair is foul so ur just gonna have to deal with it’
by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023
1. A person who uses bias to form strange conclusions about the future of the universe
2. A shoket can also be a person who contradicts himself
2. A shoket can also be a person who contradicts himself
1. person 1: what’s that guy on about
person 2: oh he’s talking about how he thinks gay people will take over the planet, he’s such a shoket
2. person 1: sir i got 75% on this quiz
person 2: that’s not good enough
person 3: but i only got 50% and he hasn’t said anything to me yet- he’s such a shoket!
person 2: oh he’s talking about how he thinks gay people will take over the planet, he’s such a shoket
2. person 1: sir i got 75% on this quiz
person 2: that’s not good enough
person 3: but i only got 50% and he hasn’t said anything to me yet- he’s such a shoket!
by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023
The name of an annoying minion figure from maccies that looks like he has just been to a gay club.
Also a rapper.
Also a rapper.
by Gaygobbler June 12, 2023
person 1: i just had 3 packs of jelly babies in one sitting
person 2: not only do you now have diabetes, you’re also a gaygobbler
person 2: not only do you now have diabetes, you’re also a gaygobbler
by Gaygobbler June 11, 2023
Scale showing how zesty people are.
5 categories: “zestier than a lemon tree”, “closet is invisible”, “closet is translucent glass”, “straight as a line without a ruler”, “straight as a line with a ruler”and “homophobic”
With “Zestier than a lemon tree” as most zesty and so on.
5 categories: “zestier than a lemon tree”, “closet is invisible”, “closet is translucent glass”, “straight as a line without a ruler”, “straight as a line with a ruler”and “homophobic”
With “Zestier than a lemon tree” as most zesty and so on.
1) Girl 1: “she’s so pretty” *stares at woman lovingly*
Girl 2: “are you gay?”
Girl 1: “no, I’m super straight”
Girl 2: “I might have to move you up on the zestometer then”
2) Girl 1: “what’s your rating on the zestometer”
Girl 2: “im zestier than a lemon tree cos I’m a lime”
Girl 2: “are you gay?”
Girl 1: “no, I’m super straight”
Girl 2: “I might have to move you up on the zestometer then”
2) Girl 1: “what’s your rating on the zestometer”
Girl 2: “im zestier than a lemon tree cos I’m a lime”
by Gaygobbler July 03, 2023
English nerd who only gets 5s in every other subject except from religious where she gets an 8 unlike her friend who always gets 9s.
Also gets annoyed when ppl say her name wrong
Also gets annoyed when ppl say her name wrong
Teacher: What score did u get on the test?
Silly guy: I got 11/15
Teacher: Are u proud of that?
Silly guy: yeah…
Teacher: Well that’s not good enough, I should’ve gotten 15/15.
Person 1: *I only got 10 why hasn’t he said that to me*
Silly guy: I got 11/15
Teacher: Are u proud of that?
Silly guy: yeah…
Teacher: Well that’s not good enough, I should’ve gotten 15/15.
Person 1: *I only got 10 why hasn’t he said that to me*
by Gaygobbler June 12, 2023