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shakespearean 

The powder you put into the tip of your penis
I ain't got time to Shakespearean anymore because it stopped hurting

Shakespearean 

-To feel poetic like the play-write William Shakespeare
“Writing that made me feel Shakespearean”
Shakespearean by anonymous June 6, 2024

Shakespearean sex 

Sex which is, "full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing."
I had Shakespearean sex last night. No, I don't plan to call her, either.
Shakespearean sex by Copernichris November 22, 2011

Shakespearean Drunk 

The point of inebriation where one becomes possessed of legendary eloquence.
May or may not involve lecturing people endlessly on things that they probably do not want to hear.
Alice reached the magic level of Shakespearean drunk and was able to sing "The Elements" by Tom Lehrer

Ryan got Shakespearean drunk at the Halloween party and lectured me for twenty minutes about how my William Wallace costume contained multiple anachronisms.
Shakespearean Drunk by Kaiser Kittu November 1, 2010

Shakespearean question 

the question of to be or not to be; the question of whether something exists or not.
It is not known whether the Higgs boson exists or not. It is a Shakespearean question, indeed

Shakespeare

The guy that every English teacher wants to bang.
Shakespeare by Thatcarguy313 March 23, 2016
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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