Tears

Water that leaks from your eyes and tastes salty.

Tears: I once licked my tear off and it tasted salty.

by FlareNUKE August 13, 2006

Tears

Fluids excreted from the eyes whenever damage is done to the cardiac muscles.

Tears came falling from my eyes when she ripped my heart out.

by Laufenmann April 05, 2010

Tears

Semen.

She quenches her angst with male tears.

by Squatbird June 13, 2018

Tears

Ejaculation of the eyes in the form of salty water.

Guys, epic victory royale moment! I came home from school and dad was beating mom! Dad told me if I ignored her crying and tears on the floor I would get John Wick AND SKULL TROOPER! Now that is an epic victory royale!

by Epictiktokroyale November 03, 2018

Tears

The means by which masculine will power is overcome by feminine water power.

"Hey did you see the tears on Jim's face?"

"Yeah, and if I never saw his junk in the gym locker room, I would say he's a woman."

by tomrom September 27, 2013

Tears

Liquid sorrow that your eyes excrete.

Oh oh oh ah, the tears are rolling down my cheeks! Oh oh oh ah, liquid sorrow that my eyes excrete!

(All credit to the geniuses at Auto Tune the News)

by pablo61 June 25, 2010

Tears

An adjective to describe an awful, embarrassing, sad, terrible situation/place/thing.

1. Did you see that girl Mike was with yesterday? ... Tears

2. Detroit... Tears

3. That Godzilla movie was tears

by Corporal Tears May 22, 2008