shopsexual

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The sexual and sometimes even romantic attraction to stores or even someone just named Shop.

Mark - “God I just wanna fuck a Shop-rite rn.”
Lilith - “Dude what the fuck?”
Mark - “What? I’m shopsexual.”
Lilith - “Ohhhhhh.”

shopsexual by Kaymart June 25, 2021

Words you can keep

sophsexual

you straight but gay for Sophia diamond the Instagram star

I'm straight but I saw a girl on ig called Sophia diamond and at that moment I new I was sophsexual

sophsexual by sophia.dbfh March 25, 2019

Related Words

shopsexual • shipsexual • Shoesexual • Stop sexualizing September • shaysexual • Sheasexual • shitsexual • soobsexual • shysexual • Simpsexual

ShitSexual

ShitSexual is when you make non-existing sexualities hat invalidates the LGBTQ+ community, for example the animesexual shit (ShitSexual is not part of the LGBTQ+)

Girl 1: hey girl 2 may I ask what your sexual preference are?
Girl 2: Yeah! I'm Animesexual.
Girl 1: Oh so you're part of the ShitSexual community

ShitSexual by AHJSBSBJAK123456 January 8, 2021

Smolsexual

Sexually attracted to josh dun and tyler joseph

Ppl1- "I am so smolsexual"
Ppl2- "I didnt know you knew tøp"
Ppl1 -"hell yea"

Smolsexual by Smol beans baby May 27, 2017

shipsexual

Feeling sexually attracted to ships, or similar stuff.

Person 1: yo homie, why do you have all of these posters of battleships and destroyers?

Person 2: if you didn't know. I'm shipsexual

shipsexual by Holy bucket August 4, 2020

shitsexual

A person who is attracted to shit

"Oh shitter me timbers shit is so hot. I'm such a shitsexual"

shitsexual by doodoo bird October 21, 2020

Saposexual

A behavior of becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use.Origins: From the Latin root sapien, wise or intelligent, and Latin sexualis, to the sexes.

I'm a saposexual. I cannot date a dumb person. After all, the brain is the largest sex organ!

Saposexual by SK254 July 28, 2014

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026