shopsexual

The sexual and sometimes even romantic attraction to stores or even someone just named Shop.

Mark - “God I just wanna fuck a Shop-rite rn.”
Lilith - “Dude what the fuck?”
Mark - “What? I’m shopsexual.”
Lilith - “Ohhhhhh.”

by Kaymart June 25, 2021

sophsexual

you straight but gay for Sophia diamond the Instagram star

I'm straight but I saw a girl on ig called Sophia diamond and at that moment I new I was sophsexual

by sophia.dbfh March 25, 2019

ShitSexual

ShitSexual is when you make non-existing sexualities hat invalidates the LGBTQ+ community, for example the animesexual shit (ShitSexual is not part of the LGBTQ+)

Girl 1: hey girl 2 may I ask what your sexual preference are?
Girl 2: Yeah! I'm Animesexual.
Girl 1: Oh so you're part of the ShitSexual community

by AHJSBSBJAK123456 January 8, 2021

Smolsexual

Sexually attracted to josh dun and tyler joseph

Ppl1- "I am so smolsexual"
Ppl2- "I didnt know you knew tøp"
Ppl1 -"hell yea"

by Smol beans baby May 27, 2017

shipsexual

Feeling sexually attracted to ships, or similar stuff.

Person 1: yo homie, why do you have all of these posters of battleships and destroyers?

Person 2: if you didn't know. I'm shipsexual

by Holy bucket August 4, 2020

shitsexual

A person who is attracted to shit

"Oh shitter me timbers shit is so hot. I'm such a shitsexual"

by doodoo bird October 21, 2020

Saposexual

A behavior of becoming attracted to or aroused by intelligence and its use.Origins: From the Latin root sapien, wise or intelligent, and Latin sexualis, to the sexes.

I'm a saposexual. I cannot date a dumb person. After all, the brain is the largest sex organ!

by SK254 July 28, 2014