Shoetex

A combination of the Shoey and Vortex chug. Takes a lot of skill and bravery to take on a Shoetex. The Shoetex is a fairly new adaptation of chug. The shoey is a chug from a shoe or boot and the vortex is a chug where the person drinking the beverage maintains a whirlpool within the bottle helping the beverage leave the bottle at a quicker speed. The shoetex combines these chugging methods for the ultimate chug.

Brad just took on the Shoetex, it was awesome.

by Tron7534 February 4, 2022

shortext

The act of shortening words during text cuz you're to lazy to type the missing letters.

Wud, cud, shud, cuz, wundt, cudnt, shudnt, dint, laff, havta, gud...are a few shortext I use lots.

by JZrkman June 15, 2021

shoesex

Using worn-out shoes for sexual pleasure.

Placing of penis into shoe while masturbating. Ejaculating into a shoe while sniffing another during shoesex.

by Kookie Nookie June 29, 2007

Shoeteria

An STD you get from having sex with your shoes on.

Dude, my shoeteria is flaring up right now.

by kvnbrch September 14, 2010

Shoesexual

When one is attracted/aroused by ones shoes.

Jack is shoesexual... he said my shoes are cute

by ILiKeEmYoUnG October 12, 2018