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A combination of the Shoey and Vortex chug. Takes a lot of skill and bravery to take on a Shoetex. The Shoetex is a fairly new adaptation of chug. The shoey is a chug from a shoe or boot and the vortex is a chug where the person drinking the beverage maintains a whirlpool within the bottle helping the beverage leave the bottle at a quicker speed. The shoetex combines these chugging methods for the ultimate chug.
Brad just took on the Shoetex, it was awesome.
Shoetex by Tron7534 February 4, 2022
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shortext 

The act of shortening words during text cuz you're to lazy to type the missing letters.
Wud, cud, shud, cuz, wundt, cudnt, shudnt, dint, laff, havta, gud...are a few shortext I use lots.
shortext by JZrkman June 15, 2021
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Using worn-out shoes for sexual pleasure.
Placing of penis into shoe while masturbating. Ejaculating into a shoe while sniffing another during shoesex.
shoesex by Kookie Nookie June 29, 2007
An STD you get from having sex with your shoes on.
Dude, my shoeteria is flaring up right now.
Shoeteria by kvnbrch September 14, 2010

Shoesexual 

When one is attracted/aroused by ones shoes.
Jack is shoesexual... he said my shoes are cute
Shoesexual by ILiKeEmYoUnG October 12, 2018
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

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Pee Calculus

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