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Shoetex

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A combination of the Shoey and Vortex chug. Takes a lot of skill and bravery to take on a Shoetex. The Shoetex is a fairly new adaptation of chug. The shoey is a chug from a shoe or boot and the vortex is a chug where the person drinking the beverage maintains a whirlpool within the bottle helping the beverage leave the bottle at a quicker speed. The shoetex combines these chugging methods for the ultimate chug.
Brad just took on the Shoetex, it was awesome.
Shoetex by Tron7534 February 4, 2022
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shortext 

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The act of shortening words during text cuz you're to lazy to type the missing letters.
Wud, cud, shud, cuz, wundt, cudnt, shudnt, dint, laff, havta, gud...are a few shortext I use lots.
shortext by JZrkman June 15, 2021
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shoesex 

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Using worn-out shoes for sexual pleasure.
Placing of penis into shoe while masturbating. Ejaculating into a shoe while sniffing another during shoesex.
shoesex by Kookie Nookie June 29, 2007

Shoeteria

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An STD you get from having sex with your shoes on.
Dude, my shoeteria is flaring up right now.
Shoeteria by kvnbrch September 14, 2010

Shoesexual 

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When one is attracted/aroused by ones shoes.
Jack is shoesexual... he said my shoes are cute
Shoesexual by ILiKeEmYoUnG October 12, 2018
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