Shoetex

A combination of the Shoey and Vortex chug. Takes a lot of skill and bravery to take on a Shoetex. The Shoetex is a fairly new adaptation of chug. The shoey is a chug from a shoe or boot and the vortex is a chug where the person drinking the beverage maintains a whirlpool within the bottle helping the beverage leave the bottle at a quicker speed. The shoetex combines these chugging methods for the ultimate chug.

Brad just took on the Shoetex, it was awesome.

Shoetex by Tron7534 February 4, 2022

shortext 

The act of shortening words during text cuz you're to lazy to type the missing letters.

Wud, cud, shud, cuz, wundt, cudnt, shudnt, dint, laff, havta, gud...are a few shortext I use lots.

shortext by JZrkman June 15, 2021

shoesex 

Using worn-out shoes for sexual pleasure.

Placing of penis into shoe while masturbating. Ejaculating into a shoe while sniffing another during shoesex.

shoesex by Kookie Nookie June 29, 2007

Shoeteria

An STD you get from having sex with your shoes on.

Dude, my shoeteria is flaring up right now.

Shoeteria by kvnbrch September 14, 2010

Shoesexual 

When one is attracted/aroused by ones shoes.

Jack is shoesexual... he said my shoes are cute

Shoesexual by ILiKeEmYoUnG October 12, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020