shock schlock 

Media written with the intent of shocking viewers usually through using disturbing imagery or sensitive topics but comes off as poorly done, distasteful, immature, edgy, and/or plain gross.

DudeBro: Man, did you see that one Spongebob episode where Squidward got his toenail ripped off moving his couch?

ManBro: Dude, that episode is gross. I get the close-ups and all, but that one was trying way too hard.

DudeBro: Man, that episode was some awful shock schlock.

shock schlock by conflict dude July 21, 2024

shlock 

Yiddish: cheap, tacky junk

Did you get a load of Maudie dripping in all that gold jewelry? The stuff is pure shlock.

shlock by Steviedee January 16, 2004

Schock 

1. A feeling of disturbed surprise resulting from sheer stupidity.
2. A feeling of reassurance, embarrassment and shame because of realization of one's own stupidity.
3. Use as all-purpose word in awkward situations when one does not know how to react.

The pronunciation devides into two parts:
1. {ʃ} (hold for one to two seconds) and 2. {ɒk} (release as if it were a rubber band)

Origin: Germany

1. Ryan asked Samantha out..." - "Finally!" - "...but she said no." - "Really?" - "Yes." - "Schock."
2. "The New York Patriots won!" - "No, actually they didn't." - "Schock, my fault."
3. "We got our math test back" - "What grade?" - "Got an E." - "Schock"

Schock by Ty Bargo October 25, 2016

Shlock 

The parallel universe version of Sherlock, although this one has an incredibly large cock and quite often fucks Watsoon in the mouth.

Shlock stood up and shoved his abnormally large penis into Watsoon's sticky insides.

Shlock by moosess hoodseun August 7, 2017

schock 

a chick magnet, ladies man, or sex god.

That dudes a total schock.

schock by George Chalaveettil January 10, 2009

Aaron Schock

A very attractive young man who's involved in politics.
(Named after the Republican Representative from Illinois)

Jen: "That guy is such an Aaron Schock."
Katy: "Oh yeah, I'd vote for him."

Aaron Schock by Paradis88 July 25, 2009

schock 

russian beauty, complete with a russian booty (;

"oh, she's a schock alright!"

schock by russianbeauty April 20, 2009