Schock 

1. A feeling of disturbed surprise resulting from sheer stupidity.
2. A feeling of reassurance, embarrassment and shame because of realization of one's own stupidity.
3. Use as all-purpose word in awkward situations when one does not know how to react.

The pronunciation devides into two parts:
1. {ʃ} (hold for one to two seconds) and 2. {ɒk} (release as if it were a rubber band)

Origin: Germany

1. Ryan asked Samantha out..." - "Finally!" - "...but she said no." - "Really?" - "Yes." - "Schock."
2. "The New York Patriots won!" - "No, actually they didn't." - "Schock, my fault."
3. "We got our math test back" - "What grade?" - "Got an E." - "Schock"

Schock by Ty Bargo October 25, 2016

schock 

a chick magnet, ladies man, or sex god.

That dudes a total schock.

schock by George Chalaveettil January 10, 2009

schock 

russian beauty, complete with a russian booty (;

"oh, she's a schock alright!"

schock by russianbeauty April 20, 2009

Aaron Schock

A very attractive young man who's involved in politics.
(Named after the Republican Representative from Illinois)

Jen: "That guy is such an Aaron Schock."
Katy: "Oh yeah, I'd vote for him."

Aaron Schock by Paradis88 July 25, 2009

G-Schock 

A certified badass. Nuf said.

Nobody messes with the G-Schock.

Watch out! Here comes G-Schock!

G-Schock by onebamofo October 21, 2010

Rim Schickler 

A homosexual or "curious" male with a penchant for performing the sexual act of (rimming) on his passed out heterosexual friends. He also rims all things in life, never being successful at anything. The lovable looser that was well read in school and unathletic.

Jesus, that Rim Schickler got fired from another window tinting job? Maybe he should try rust-proofing!

Rim Schickler by Cowlo June 2, 2017

shockcocknot 

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.

You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.

shockcocknot by Davedale August 25, 2019