schmoff

To go out with somebody at a party, but without staying with him/her for a long time. May be a synonym of fucking.

Last night I've schmoffed Chritina

by fraktal August 29, 2008

schmoff

to slack off. waste time.

day off, day off. its time to schmoff.

by doctorstrangelove May 13, 2004

Schmiff

Schmiff: (adj) A word to describe something so incredibly awesome that it can't be compared to anything else, and that no other word can fully describe.

"Man, that new movie was so schmiff!"
"You liked it?"
"Absolutely!"

by Darryl J. McAdams May 24, 2010

shmoffe

Originates from the word shmeat.

A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.

Hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee?
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.

by Rosary Rebels March 11, 2010

schroff

A word used to describe a pierced taint, grundle, or perineum (if you want to be scientifically correct).

Guy 1: We were at the strip club last Tuesday and one of the chicks had a schroff.

Guy 2: She had a pierced taint?! Was it a bar or a ring?

by f16venom January 1, 2012

Schmoffed

To be defeated by a significant margin.

Our team got schmoffed by 20 points!

by WordSith May 14, 2022

schloffin

to sleep, be lazy, not move for a long period of time

Yo, you schloffin?

Ye, fuck off

by KialNez April 13, 2010