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When a male skips showering for a week, then takes his dirty, salty, sweaty ball sack, and lays it flat on the victims nose.
Shmaff is a label that will stay with a person for the rest of their life.
Did you hear who George shmaffed at the party last night?
Get yourself ready, its time to shmaff him.
Shmaff by doidle17 March 7, 2011
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Being of a hideous nature physically. Physically unapealing to most of the opposite sex. One who's origins can be traced back to the ugly tree.
I thought there would be hot chicks here but all I see are these shmaff bitches.
shmaff by Kona Gold September 4, 2009
Related Words

shmaffle 

A greeting between two people. The initiator rubs his hand down the face of the other person and says shmaffle (shmoffle).
Hey buddy how's it...shmaffle...going.
shmaffle by b-ret April 14, 2014
Let’s go for a shmafe before Seder .
Can I get a shmafe?
Shmafe by Mashpia_aviyah March 25, 2021
Wow that outfit you are wearing today is so shnaffy
Shnaffy by Nelufas October 11, 2019

shaffordable 

something that is affordable but also shit. this word was created in the video How To Gig For Under £500 - Gigging Guitar Rig Shopping Challenge!! it was posted on youtube on the Jun 2014 by Rob Chapman.
rob picked up a shaffordable guitar.
shaffordable by Where is tie March 11, 2018

shaffstalled

The state of drunken stupor in which a person becomes little more than a blundering menace to society.
"I wish I could still look my peers in the eye, but after getting shaffstalled and leaving a wake of destruction everywhere I went last night, I don't think I'll be able to for a while."
shaffstalled by mayab October 10, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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