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A cross between sugar, goth and fluff.

It is a type of goth that enjoys daily trips to gollage and abusing the local bird population.
Hey shmoff wassssup??? Not much dude. Do you want a job here? Yes please but I can't as I am black.
Shmoff by Dolphus-Raymond May 18, 2010
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a noun that is used to describe shit that is a step up from diarrhea and a step down from normal shit...when shat, takes a considerable amount of time to clean up-per say...very undesirable(can also be used as an insult
1.) Oops! I shmoffed my pants after eating grandmas homemade gravy.

2.) Dude! You are worse than shit...You are a piece of shmoff
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A person who loves drama or engaging in drama
Omg Megan keeps asking about drama She is a total shmoff
Shmoff by Shmofferrrrr May 3, 2019

shmaffle 

A greeting between two people. The initiator rubs his hand down the face of the other person and says shmaffle (shmoffle).
Hey buddy how's it...shmaffle...going.
shmaffle by b-ret April 14, 2014
something too cute to handle

ADORABLE
what a shmoof!

that dog is such a shmoofy
shmoof by Cresties fo lyfe August 7, 2010
Abbreviation for "suck me off." Usually used as a substitution for 'shut up' or 'fuck off.'
Anthony: Hey lex, let's go smoke.
Lex: Sorry, I cant, I'm going to volunteer at the special olympics
Anthony: smoff bitch. Lets go.
Smoff by BigCol February 24, 2015
Noun; used as nomenclature for small eastern Asian dog breeds. The dog is also described as aggressive and territorial. Its literal translation in Old East Slavic tongue is small dog. Synonyms: Crazy, Outgoing, etc.
Girl: I just got a new puppy; do you want to see him?
Boy: I saw him on your Snap, he is outgoing right?
Girl: Yeah, he is really a shmoofka.
shmoofka by 6.022 August 27, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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