A cross between sugar, goth and fluff.
It is a type of goth that enjoys daily trips to gollage and abusing the local bird population.
It is a type of goth that enjoys daily trips to gollage and abusing the local bird population.
by Dolphus-Raymond May 17, 2010
Originates from the word shmeat.
A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.
A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.
Hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee?
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.
by Rosary Rebels March 11, 2010
a noun that is used to describe shit that is a step up from diarrhea and a step down from normal shit...when shat, takes a considerable amount of time to clean up-per say...very undesirable(can also be used as an insult
1.) Oops! I shmoffed my pants after eating grandmas homemade gravy.
2.) Dude! You are worse than shit...You are a piece of shmoff
2.) Dude! You are worse than shit...You are a piece of shmoff
by the infamous burninator and guy le douche April 23, 2004
by Shmofferrrrr May 4, 2019