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Originates from the word shmeat.

A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.
Hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee?
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.
shmoffe by Rosary Rebels March 11, 2010
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shmoffle 

The things you knock off your cleats from the football/soccer field after a muddy practice-they look like waffles, shoe waffles.
"The mangers slapped the back of Mark's helmet for leaving shmoffles all over the track, after they had plenty to clean up already."
shmoffle by Debbi April 21, 2008

shmiffel tag 

shmiffel tag is a very good game of tag but its not your regular game of tag when you get tagged the previous tagger will yell the name of who got tagged BUT not the real name of the new tagger the nickname of the new tagger so people will know and then you will run and you have to juke the person that is tagged then when you do the tagger must then be froze for 10 seconds when he gets froze he does a bad dance then he has a dance ball he throws the dance ball at someone they have to run and dance
HEY JAMAL-Tyler WHAT-Jamal LETS PLAY SHMIFFEL TAG-Tyler OK-Jamal
shmiffel tag by creator of games April 14, 2022

Shmoffle 

Thats right bitch made you look now fuckoff jason
Jason is a shmoffle
Shmoffle by GDS klutch May 28, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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