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Shmoffel 

The act of wafting a smell inwards towards your nasal passage to evaluate and appreciate it.
Hey Evan, Stop shmoffeling your own fart!!
Shmoffel by KingSmoffel December 26, 2021
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Originates from the word shmeat.

A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.
Hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee?
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.
shmoffe by Rosary Rebels March 11, 2010
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shmoffle 

The things you knock off your cleats from the football/soccer field after a muddy practice-they look like waffles, shoe waffles.
"The mangers slapped the back of Mark's helmet for leaving shmoffles all over the track, after they had plenty to clean up already."
shmoffle by Debbi April 21, 2008

shmiffel tag 

shmiffel tag is a very good game of tag but its not your regular game of tag when you get tagged the previous tagger will yell the name of who got tagged BUT not the real name of the new tagger the nickname of the new tagger so people will know and then you will run and you have to juke the person that is tagged then when you do the tagger must then be froze for 10 seconds when he gets froze he does a bad dance then he has a dance ball he throws the dance ball at someone they have to run and dance
HEY JAMAL-Tyler WHAT-Jamal LETS PLAY SHMIFFEL TAG-Tyler OK-Jamal
shmiffel tag by creator of games April 14, 2022

Shmoffle 

Thats right bitch made you look now fuckoff jason
Jason is a shmoffle
Shmoffle by GDS klutch May 28, 2018
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