Shnoff

A humorous form of "fuck" used in describing one's own sexual exploits and achievments.

"I remember some more famous ladies I've shnoffed." -"Shawn Connery" SNL

by Thinman December 2, 2007

Shnoff

A brothel or strip club.

I caught Jadd at the shnoff last night.

by abupatata December 8, 2022

Shnoff

A Shnoff Is a combination a Shart-Sneez-cough it is when you do it all at the same time at once by havan tucker

bro after sneezeing sharting his pants while coughing "bro i just Shnoffed my pants you wanna smell'

by vandurgle January 21, 2024

boong shniff

a particulary smelly anus, generally sniffable through the pants, by the general public

Oi Bradley, you need to have a shower bro I can smell you boong shniff from here!

I'm shaving my boong shniff, i'm getting it all shaved off!

by oates bag August 1, 2011

Shnaffy

Something that is absolutely amazing.

Wow that outfit you are wearing today is so shnaffy

by Nelufas October 11, 2019

shmoffe

Originates from the word shmeat.

A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.

Hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee?
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.

by Rosary Rebels March 11, 2010

shnuffy

A group of kids who just saw their first uncircumcised penis and didn't know what it was so they just called it a Snuffy. Now it is a very popular term.

Kid 1: Do you see that penis..?

Kid 2: What Mitchell's? It's just a Shnuffy

by CadeMuff101 April 23, 2015