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Shmoke a bewl 

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.
*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"
Shmoke a bewl by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013
Related Words
shmeok Shmeek shmeckle shmeck Shmook shmeow shmoke shmekel Shmekle shmokey
way to describe smoking cannabis, especially for people who don't smoke cigarettes.
Ryan:"hey amit going for a spliff today?"
Amit:"yepo gonna shmoke it up"

Girl:"hey do you have any fags?"
Boy:"nah soz don't smoke"
Girl2:"hey coming for a spliff?"
Girl:"thought you didn't smoke"
Boy:"yeah but i shmoke"
shmoke by thethongofanime November 8, 2005
have you seen that dude's shmeak?
shmeak by bigshmeakpapa May 7, 2018
when you freak a girl so good you change the timeline of life itself.
“I shmeeked her so good, she came to my kids birthday party

“Wow look at that guy, he must shmeek”
Shmeek by tweaksofnature March 20, 2022

shmeeky kleeky 

When luh twizz do crank #TR big Tonka honeybun
Luh shmeeky kleeky
shmeeky kleeky by inbar viscus March 29, 2022

Shmecky Puntz 

Yiddish word for smelly vagina. Possibly smells of fish and other unclean odors. When a woman stinks of B.O. chances are she has a Shmecky Puntz.
Man 1: My friend Emily absolutely reeks of B.O.!

Man 2: She probably has a Shmecky Puntz!
Shmecky Puntz by mrperson123 March 31, 2017