Shmokey 

North-Eastern english slang for the class B psychoactive substance (often comsumed recreationally), Marijuana. Commonly smoked through 'Da Snoop Bong'. Circa. 2020

'got some pua lovely shmokey, ya goon.'

Shmokey by Le Epic Troll Face January 20, 2021

Shmokey 

A motherfucker that doesn’t care about any other persons life besides his and the people he claims as his, an atheistic motherfucker that doesn’t care about the well beings of others, he’ll send any person to the god that they believe while while typically putting a blade through the other persons chest and twisting till blood squirts out.

Pussy motherfucker 1: damn you see how that motherfucker disrespected me?
Pussy motherfucker 2: yea I saw, but thats shmokey fool I wouldn’t mess with him unless you want your throat slit, that vatos crazy

Shmokey by Shmokey July 14, 2019

shmokey 

Means how homo-sexuals have sex while another person is jerking him off from the back like they passing a Blount

Damn bro you still doing the shmokey

shmokey by Kennedy dicksworth May 4, 2018

Shmokey

A portmanteau of "shmuck" and "monkey," used to describe someone who acts in a foolish, clumsy, or ridiculous manner.

Bro, he forgot his own phone number when the girl asked for it. This guy is such a shmokey lmao.

Shmokey by Who_am_i?! March 22, 2026

Shmoke a bewl 

Popularized on the TV show Workaholics, "Wanna shmoke a bewl" is a covert way to find out if the person you're speaking to is cool, and therefore would like to smoke a bowl or could assist you in finding some weed for your bowl.

*Random guy walks into a local Pizza Hut*

Random guy: "Hey uh...just wondering if you wanted to shmoke a bewl?"

Manager of Pizza Hut: "Uh...wtf is that?"

Random guy: "K BYE!"

Shmoke a bewl by ReapersRuin March 20, 2013

shmoke

way to describe smoking cannabis, especially for people who don't smoke cigarettes.

Ryan:"hey amit going for a spliff today?"
Amit:"yepo gonna shmoke it up"

Girl:"hey do you have any fags?"
Boy:"nah soz don't smoke"
Girl2:"hey coming for a spliff?"
Girl:"thought you didn't smoke"
Boy:"yeah but i shmoke"

shmoke by thethongofanime November 8, 2005

Smokey Bear Parade 

1. An exceptionally large amount of Marine Corps Drill Instructors in one place at a givin time. Usually in motion. (ie. parade, march)

2. A Marine Corps recruits worst nightmare in reality.

Ohh my sweet-mary-mother-of-God!! It's a SMOKEY BEAR PARADE!

Smokey Bear Parade by Chattom, E August 22, 2006