shmeco

A idiotic yet funny person.

Hey dude Bob doesn't do his job right he makes lots of mistakes cuz hes always messing around he's a real shmeco.

by 00912345 May 3, 2021

Shecoy

A male posing as a female to assist him in hunting a certain female. (A female decoy.)

"Look over there. I think that's Dave playing a Shecoy version of me. I'm having flashbacks from the movie Tootsie."
"Yeah, definitely. Are you mad?"
"No. And please leave him alone. Let him do his thing. He's a smart guy. After he's defeated a few times in love, he'll learn. Someday, he'll meet a girl and finally get it right."

by wabbit season - duck season January 18, 2013

Shmico

Funny, crazy, single minded crazy best friends

Wow Sophia and Julia are so shmico

by mefozjmpsgb April 25, 2019

Shmecky Puntz

Yiddish word for smelly vagina. Possibly smells of fish and other unclean odors. When a woman stinks of B.O. chances are she has a Shmecky Puntz.

Man 1: My friend Emily absolutely reeks of B.O.!

Man 2: She probably has a Shmecky Puntz!

by mrperson123 March 31, 2017

Shmecky

Yiddish word for dirty/smelly.

I need to shower, I feel shmecky!

by mrperson123 March 31, 2017

Shmelons

A showered melon, any type cantaloupe, honey dew, etc.

Wow those shmelons are so clean I wanna eat them.

by hjb/k.bn j/lb September 17, 2016

shmeckinwhepper

Your pecker or your eggplant 🍆

Keep your Shmeckinwhepper in your briefs , Dave .

by Barharhar September 11, 2020