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A showered melon, any type cantaloupe, honey dew, etc.
Wow those shmelons are so clean I wanna eat them.
by hjb/k.bn j/lb September 17, 2016
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Slang term for a female breast, usually of considerable size.
"WHOA, check out the shmelons on that chick. They're nice"
by shdick February 10, 2010
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