The unit of time used in the timers of Mario games that aren’t actually seconds as it ticks down way faster than a second
1: bro why’s the time limit already over, it said I had 300 seconds for the level
2: no, this is a Mario game, the timer runs in shmeconds
1: that makes no sense
2: yep
2: no, this is a Mario game, the timer runs in shmeconds
1: that makes no sense
2: yep
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