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shmankmen 

another word for cum or jizz
dude, last night i sprayed shmankmen all over her face
shmankmen by handcock jones April 16, 2009
Words you can keep

Shankman 

A man who got a shank and dat still.
Aye my man watch out fam dere's a shankman! Stillllllll!
Shankman by Flinkmantinginnit February 4, 2022

Jordan shankman

Bad at sports runs like my grandma and looks like a naked mole rat and has a small dick
Ladies watch out Jordan shankman has a small dick and he coming to get you
Jordan shankman by ProObamaCare January 22, 2019

Shankmeister 

A person who is often mistaken for another name, commonly Shank in the replacement of the last name Shane.
That boy is such a shankmeister, you can never get his last name right.
Shankmeister by Buzzandbirdy January 12, 2010

Shankman 

Someone hired to stab a desired being with a homemade knife, usually a chav, often associated with a hitman but with a more comedic approach.
"I really hate that person."
"Maybe you should shank him."
"Already got that covered, shankman should be arriving soon."
Shankman by lstel January 12, 2013

skankment 

When someone wears a very skanky outfit to make a statement and it draws eyes in a bad way.
Sally was wearing jean shorts ripped up to her hoo hah, what a Skankment maker
skankment by Skankment June 28, 2015

Shmanker 

A shmanker is low class, white trash, usually tweeker, often wearing flannel and having mustache or goatee. Shmankers can be found on the streets often riding a cheap or stolen bicycle. They are often semi-homeless to fully homeless and usually are couch surfing or holed up in the seedyest of motels. They are often the at the bottom of the crystal meth distribution pyramid and are in and out of prison.
"There are so many shmankers hanging out at the public library i'm afraid to let my kids study there"
Shmanker by northhum April 15, 2009
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