Shankman

A man who got a shank and dat still.

Aye my man watch out fam dere's a shankman! Stillllllll!

by Flinkmantinginnit February 4, 2022

Shankman

Someone hired to stab a desired being with a homemade knife, usually a chav, often associated with a hitman but with a more comedic approach.

"I really hate that person."
"Maybe you should shank him."
"Already got that covered, shankman should be arriving soon."

by lstel January 12, 2013

Jordan shankman

Bad at sports runs like my grandma and looks like a naked mole rat and has a small dick

Ladies watch out Jordan shankman has a small dick and he coming to get you

by ProObamaCare January 22, 2019

skankmance

When two hoes are talking bout dicks out loud and fall in love over how many sausages have been thrown down their hallways. Handbags must be matching.

Those bitches be skankmancing over Billy's gruesome junk.

Yo! Sarah and Jackie had a full on skankmance yesterday, even though Sarah's bag was almost the wrong shade of pink.

by Chamielady February 18, 2017

Shanmanigans

Appropriate only when describing acts by 98KUPD radio personality Shannon Hernandez (AKA ShanMan)

1. questionable act: something that is deceitful, underhanded, or otherwise questionable ( usually used in the plural )

2. trick or prank: a playful trick, mischievous prank, or other display of high spirits

Myths, legends, and folktales are replete with accounts of duplicity and underhanded Shanmanigans of divine personalities.

Let the Halloween Shanmanigans begin.

by MistressBratty October 29, 2010

Shank Man

A man known to hang around East London. He wears a trench coat full of shanks and cocaine, has a bad case of bubonic plague and is absolutely shit at foreign languages. The Shank Man is a pyromaniac and is laugh is the first thing you hear in an insane asylum. He knows nothing of technology, and somehow has a tracker on the Lemon Cult at all times. He is part of the Grapefruit Gang, and therefore a demon. Other members of this gang are the Axe Woman and the Saw Man, but the Shank Man is most predominant here on Earth. If you see him, you gotta go fast.

Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): I just saw the Shank Man!
Rosa (Lemon Cult Co-Founder and Treasurer): Really my dude?
Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): Yeah. Luckily he didn't notice me because he was trying to figure out what a computer was. I Naruto ran away from him.

by LemonyDude June 7, 2020

shank man

A fictional being found in the woods surrounding Newquay Holiday Park. He wears a bloody shirt and wears joggers 3 sizes too big. Also goes by the nickname if Shanky

Oh no! Ive just seen SHANK MAN in the woods!

by TheGuy736291 November 1, 2018