shlurt

an extremely tiny penis

Joseph Lam has a shlurt.

by Little John From The A-Town November 18, 2007

shlurt

A kid who has had too much mt. dew

That shlurt is obsessed with mt. dew.

by tHE exTeRIoll OtTEr November 25, 2020

Splurt Dessert

To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.

“Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”

by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

shlunting

The act of hunting for sluts for one night stands. Shlunting is usually performed in dark, loud, crowded bars that play the kind of terrible music that guys will only tolerate because it attracts sluts.

Jacques: What are you doing tonight?
Pete: I'm going shlunting at Infernos.
Jacques: On a Tuesday?
Pete: Yeah, bro. Shlunting is my life.

by Lebanation May 19, 2014

shlurfin

The n word for white people

Yo whats up white boy ur such a shlurfin but I can call u that cause I’m white

by Shlurfin February 10, 2021

shkurtë

is a wonderful person who gives off a great, friendly vibe to everybody. She gives out great advice, and is the person to go to when you are in a dilemma.She is the kind of girl that want to be loved from others.She is beautiful,funny,cutie girl with an open heart.She is amazing.

Shkurtë is a kind hearted girl.Boys like her

by mermaidgal December 31, 2016

Shlort

A similar word to 'Shlong', but derogetory in suggesting a persons'shlong' is in fact, small or short.

"Suck my shlong, yo"
"Hahah, more like shlort"

by Buddy J June 14, 2003