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A kid who has had too much mt. dew
That shlurt is obsessed with mt. dew.
shlurt by tHE exTeRIoll OtTEr November 25, 2020
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shlurt slurt Splurt Shlut Shlort shlurp Shlart shlurpderp shkurtë Shlurd

Splurt Dessert 

To eat something and then immediately feel your guts gurgle and have to go splurt diarrhea.
“Straight after eating dairy I always need to rush off to splurt dessert.”
Splurt Dessert by The Yoghurter February 5, 2022

shlunting 

The act of hunting for sluts for one night stands. Shlunting is usually performed in dark, loud, crowded bars that play the kind of terrible music that guys will only tolerate because it attracts sluts.
Jacques: What are you doing tonight?
Pete: I'm going shlunting at Infernos.
Jacques: On a Tuesday?
Pete: Yeah, bro. Shlunting is my life.
shlunting by Lebanation May 19, 2014
The n word for white people
Yo whats up white boy ur such a shlurfin but I can call u that cause I’m white
shlurfin by Shlurfin February 10, 2021
is a wonderful person who gives off a great, friendly vibe to everybody. She gives out great advice, and is the person to go to when you are in a dilemma.She is the kind of girl that want to be loved from others.She is beautiful,funny,cutie girl with an open heart.She is amazing.
Shkurtë is a kind hearted girl.Boys like her
shkurtë by mermaidgal December 31, 2016
A similar word to 'Shlong', but derogetory in suggesting a persons'shlong' is in fact, small or short.
"Suck my shlong, yo"
"Hahah, more like shlort"
Shlort by Buddy J June 14, 2003