shlonsky

of or referring to a dork or someone who does or says something stupid.

Dang, my buddy nick totally messed up with that cute girl. He is such a shlonsky

shlonsky by Gregory May 20, 2004

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shlonky

A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.

Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.

shlonky by jeru411 October 12, 2005

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A very limp penis that moves around much like the child toy "the slinky"

Man, i'm so impotent my dick is a goddam shlonky donk

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A Jewish way of saying Penis, Dick and/ or peen

yo my Shlonky is so long

Shlonky by Bmagay June 23, 2019

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The result of having so much sex your dick stops working. It just hangs there and is useless.

Charlie Sheen bonned so many whores his dick turned into a shlonky.

Shlonky by McJew April 26, 2013

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PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)

Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.

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