shlonsky

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of or referring to a dork or someone who does or says something stupid.

Dang, my buddy nick totally messed up with that cute girl. He is such a shlonsky

shlonsky by Gregory May 20, 2004

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shlonky

A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.

Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.

shlonky by jeru411 October 12, 2005

Related Words

shlonsky • shlomsky • shlonky • Shlonky Donk • Shlonky Kong • shlonky tong

Shlonky Donk

A very limp penis that moves around much like the child toy "the slinky"

Man, i'm so impotent my dick is a goddam shlonky donk

Shlonky Donk by sourdude13 January 13, 2006

Shlonky

A Jewish way of saying Penis, Dick and/ or peen

yo my Shlonky is so long

Shlonky by Bmagay June 23, 2019

Shlonky

The result of having so much sex your dick stops working. It just hangs there and is useless.

Charlie Sheen bonned so many whores his dick turned into a shlonky.

Shlonky by McJew April 26, 2013

Shlonky Kong

KONG YOUR SHLONG

Your a fucking Shlonky Kong

Shlonky Kong by HE GOT THE NIPS December 11, 2020

shlonky tong

PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)

Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.

shlonky tong by BoofMasterQuan May 23, 2003

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026