shlonky 

A born loser. The word originates from and is comprised of the two words 'Shlong' and 'Donkey'.

Look at that shlonky wearing a button-down dress shirt with sweatpants.

shlonky by jeru411 October 12, 2005

Shlonky 

A Jewish way of saying Penis, Dick and/ or peen

yo my Shlonky is so long

Shlonky by Bmagay June 23, 2019

Shlonky 

The result of having so much sex your dick stops working. It just hangs there and is useless.

Charlie Sheen bonned so many whores his dick turned into a shlonky.

Shlonky by McJew April 26, 2013

Shlonky Donk 

A very limp penis that moves around much like the child toy "the slinky"

Man, i'm so impotent my dick is a goddam shlonky donk

Shlonky Donk by sourdude13 January 13, 2006

Shlonky Kong

KONG YOUR SHLONG

Your a fucking Shlonky Kong

Shlonky Kong by HE GOT THE NIPS December 11, 2020

shlonky tong 

PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)

Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.

shlonky tong by BoofMasterQuan May 23, 2003

Shlanky 

An object's length is long and it wobbles due to its dependence on length.

A wooden plank is quite Shlanky

Shlanky by thisisnotme123123 February 27, 2023