McJew's definitions

shit my tits

a phrase expressing a number of emotions, depending on the tone: indifference, surprise, acceptance, and so forth.

"dude i just ran into your car"
"well shit my tits"

by mcjew December 17, 2007

wo-cheggin

another way of saying "woah," when you wish to express amazement, or want someone to stop talking while you absorb what they said.

"so anyway i realized that the hypoteneuse of the third longest side of an isoceles dodecahedron--"
"wo-cheggin, dude. let me digest what you just said."

by mcjew December 17, 2007

Shlonky

The result of having so much sex your dick stops working. It just hangs there and is useless.

Charlie Sheen bonned so many whores his dick turned into a shlonky.

by McJew April 26, 2013