Definitions by McJew

Shlonky 

The result of having so much sex your dick stops working. It just hangs there and is useless.

Charlie Sheen bonned so many whores his dick turned into a shlonky.

Shlonky by McJew April 26, 2013

shit my tits

a phrase expressing a number of emotions, depending on the tone: indifference, surprise, acceptance, and so forth.

"dude i just ran into your car"
"well shit my tits"

shit my tits by mcjew December 17, 2007

wo-cheggin

another way of saying "woah," when you wish to express amazement, or want someone to stop talking while you absorb what they said.

"so anyway i realized that the hypoteneuse of the third longest side of an isoceles dodecahedron--"
"wo-cheggin, dude. let me digest what you just said."

wo-cheggin by mcjew December 17, 2007