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shlomsky 

uber-padder; likes to get it on with moxin
"that uber-padder shlomsky just banged moxin"
shlomsky by eko286th February 13, 2003
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shlomsky 

lying SOB trying to smack down eko286th for the nice guy he is
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shlomsky by shlomsky February 13, 2003

shlonsky 

of or referring to a dork or someone who does or says something stupid.
Dang, my buddy nick totally messed up with that cute girl. He is such a shlonsky
shlonsky by Gregory May 20, 2004

shlomkyrie

Shlomkyrie is the man! Try to be on his good side because you'll be better off that way, oh and...he's a monster on the court.
Yo shlomkyrieeeeee!
shlomkyrie by Shlomkyrie April 28, 2019

shlomski 

Yet another nickname for a man’s package. This one is good to use in public, because most people will have no clue what you’re talking about.
When you’re talking to a girl , never look at her eyes ...always look right at her mouth, because that’s where you want your shlomski to be.
shlomski by Cam11 September 19, 2019
shomsky is a person with so much luck and nothing is an obstacle to him.
my boss is a real shomsky.

Ghezel is shomsky af.
shomsky by Comput February 15, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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