Urban Dictionary: peen

Top definition

I can see through his jeans that he's got a small peen

by Raquelle December 05, 2003

1. Derivitive of the word penis.

There was an intoxicated man dancing on the train with no pants on, his peen was flopping around everywhere!

by Tashimama December 04, 2006

a common word used to describe the penis

" look at that guys peen..it makes my grandpas look big."

by ak harry March 15, 2005

Is used:
a)to refer a man's penis

b)to describe an unlikable or mean male

a)John has a small peen

b)John is a huge peen!

by LBang October 30, 2005

Dude your peen is tiny!

by Edizle November 04, 2007

peen (n)- A derogitory term used to denote someone that has consistently acts in an annoying manner. Slang for "penis".

Joe always snores and keeps me up. He is a peen.

Slang for the penis in it's flaccid state. Nobody like's a limp dick, so Peen is also used to describe a real jerk, or a dick.

That was a peen move Kevin, did you have to puke in tub?

or:

We were swimming... it was cold... and I went from dick to peen in five seconds!

by boywonder769 January 20, 2009