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-brat vidq li kolko imash po istoriq
-nz esq she otvorq shkolo
-brat ti si lud
shkolo by laflamesmurdi October 26, 2020
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shkolnik 

People with the last name Shkolnik are the coolest people you'll ever meet! You are very lucky if you know one, they are very cool.
Alice Shkolnik is the coolest person in the world.
You should totally be friends with Alice Shkolnik!
I want to marry Alice Shkolnik!
shkolnik by LotionForkSpoon February 2, 2021
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Sokolow Maneuver 

While at the club, you scope out the absolute completely hammered, shit faced, fall down drunk chick in the whole place. One that is so wasted her possy has abandoned her and she can barely stand or mumble her name. You approach and strike up a conversation. You mention she has lost her friends and offer to try to find them, knowing it will be unsuccessful. You then offer to get her back to her place safely. If you cant find her place you take her to your palce. She immediately passes out on the bed. When she wakes up the next morning, checks her girl parts, realizes she has not been violated. She is so greatful she found a good guy that helped her out, she proceeds to fuck your brains out.
"Hey look at Scott! He's pulling a classic Sokolow Maneuver on dat bitch!"

He Soked dat bitch!

" Hey Amber, What happened to you at the club last night?" Amber: "Im not quite sure but I did end up getting Sokolowed"
Sokolow Maneuver by Squid222 May 8, 2014
A super huge Adrian Patrick Sized Penis.
Pecker is a small penis and sholong is a huge penis
Sholong by Agemiester September 22, 2012
A guitar solo that shreds.
"Dude, that new OZMIUM*76 song has a killer shrolo!"
Shrolo by fogo681 December 31, 2008

sokolove 

A subhuman leech who profits by trading on the misery of others. Especially with no concern for those that it is using.
That guy gets rich by using the misfortunes of those who are unable to fend for themselves. He's such a sokolove.
sokolove by Jake in NYC October 25, 2005

hartley sholom 

Hartley Sholom he is such a germa phobe
hartley sholom by Assclapituss February 1, 2020
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