SHREDS 

1. Only the coolest guy you'll EVER meet!

"omg its shreds off myspace"
"omg and he has a beard <3"
"omg lets go subside"
"omg get up off the floor, remove your hand from my knee and let go off my beard"
"ROFLAARP"

SHREDS by beard4eva October 30, 2007

Shreds 

Something that you like very much.

This pizza shreds!

Shreds by Tar Star September 7, 2013

Shreds 

This word can be used in various ways to characterize something as a let-down, usually marked by disappointment, frustration or depression.

Friend 1: "Hey you wanna chill tonight bro?"
Friend 2: "Shreds, I have a 5 page essay due by tomorrow."

Shreds by mf21 November 7, 2017

Shreds faucets 

"Shreds faucets" is a slang term used typically in certain gaming communities, usually on PC, due to difficulties chatting on consoles. It also sees frequent use as an alternative to other derogatory terms and word which would be considered offensive. It is believed this term first started catching wind in the Minecraft online game community, due to it's younger audience.

"Yikes! that really shreds faucets, dude."

"Man, I just died? That really shreds faucets!"
"Man, 2020 really shredded faucets."

Shreds faucets by LluciferLlama December 28, 2020

Shreds Bag 

To absolutely obliterate all the cocaine around you.

Scott: Yo dude did you see how gnarly things got after Roach hit those nose beers?
Kyle: Yeah Roach definitely shreds bag.

Shreds Bag by NO.J. Simpson December 7, 2020

To shreds you say 

The worst, most depressing, most negative state of being known to man. Used to describe yourself or others in the worst state of affairs.

Farnsworth: Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? ...To shreds you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? ...To shreds you say.

To shreds you say by Nyukk July 2, 2009

The Paper Shreds 

Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.

synonym- The Shreds

(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???

The Paper Shreds by Wallnerboy October 30, 2007