Skip to main content

shiologist

People who study shiology
Kathleen is the best shiologist in the world.
by UrbanDictionary.co.kr November 8, 2019
mugGet the shiologist mug.

Teenage Sociologist

A teenager who likes to "study Society", who is involved in the social science of Sociology. Typically, they fight 'The Man' by 'observing' reactions of society (their small group of friends), sticking it to Capitalists, Corporate America, and conformists.

They conform to non conforming by wearing flannel shirts, read philosophy, call themselves Agnostics to rebel (most are religious but reject religion to act Sociologist-like to society), act sophisticated, and pretend to smoke marijuana.
Derek: This whole Julian Assange issue is great, I like to study the reactions of society of this event

John: Sure, so being internet cool and hacking is how to be a sociologist? Putting important files online is good?

Derek: You see, you're a conformist and just wouldn't understand. I don't conform to society, because I don't like society. I study it and laugh at it

John: Right, so instead of 'conforming' you conform to other non conformists looking for "the truth"?

Derek: Capitalism has created this evil society, there shouldn't be Capitalism. Marx was right, I read Marx so you just don't get it.

John: Right... So Sociology interests you? Major in it

Derek: I will, but Sociology isn't something you can have, who is a private company to give you knowledge of a study. To 'allow' you to have it, it belongs to all

John: Ok, so that's a yes?

Derek: For a conformist, yes

John: Well, I'm going to be successful in life... have fun

Derek: Society deems who is 'successful' and who isn't, which is wrong. There will be a war between the poor and the rich, because they all know about philosophy and how Capitalism is evil. There has never been a happy worker, anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism ABOLISH THE GOVERNMENT!111one!!!!! *foam*

John: teenage sociologist.... great
by Clynic98 December 9, 2010
mugGet the Teenage Sociologist mug.

Shycologist

A certifiable & trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour & leaves you feeling fucked.

Normally introverted the only way they can interact with humans is to comment & be outwardly extroverted about your shortcomings.
"Have you tried blaming your parents & teachers ?" inquired the Shycologist

"Did they hit you hard enough to make me hit you financially,I want to help you......get your credit card out?!"
by The Belteshazzar January 31, 2010
mugGet the Shycologist mug.

sexologist

One with vast knowledge on all aspects as sex.
He must be some kind of sexologist.
by Buggieone July 13, 2009
mugGet the sexologist mug.

Shitologist

One who is specialized at making shit up within a minimal period of time, with exquisite creativity.
Shitologist: "One time, i had to pee so bad, that the stream of urine in the toilet made a hole right through it, ripped the tile out of the ground, went into the neighbors house. And when the neighbors knocked on my door saying WTF? i peed a hole through his head!
by TheShitologist February 28, 2011
mugGet the Shitologist mug.

Shitologist

One who is practiced in picking through others shit and exam imines it carefully.
Hey stop looking through my shit! What are you a Shitologist?
by daddyD October 20, 2005
mugGet the Shitologist mug.

Sociologist

"What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a sociologist!"

"Oh.."
by deeeeb January 20, 2022
mugGet the Sociologist mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email