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Teenage Sociologist
A teenager who likes to "study Society", who is involved in the social science of Sociology. Typically, they fight 'The Man' by 'observing' reactions of society (their small group of friends), sticking it to Capitalists, Corporate America, and conformists.
They conform to non conforming by wearing flannel shirts, read philosophy, call themselves Agnostics to rebel (most are religious but reject religion to act Sociologist-like to society), act sophisticated, and pretend to smoke marijuana.
They conform to non conforming by wearing flannel shirts, read philosophy, call themselves Agnostics to rebel (most are religious but reject religion to act Sociologist-like to society), act sophisticated, and pretend to smoke marijuana.
Derek: This whole Julian Assange issue is great, I like to study the reactions of society of this event
John: Sure, so being internet cool and hacking is how to be a sociologist? Putting important files online is good?
Derek: You see, you're a conformist and just wouldn't understand. I don't conform to society, because I don't like society. I study it and laugh at it
John: Right, so instead of 'conforming' you conform to other non conformists looking for "the truth"?
Derek: Capitalism has created this evil society, there shouldn't be Capitalism. Marx was right, I read Marx so you just don't get it.
John: Right... So Sociology interests you? Major in it
Derek: I will, but Sociology isn't something you can have, who is a private company to give you knowledge of a study. To 'allow' you to have it, it belongs to all
John: Ok, so that's a yes?
Derek: For a conformist, yes
John: Well, I'm going to be successful in life... have fun
Derek: Society deems who is 'successful' and who isn't, which is wrong. There will be a war between the poor and the rich, because they all know about philosophy and how Capitalism is evil. There has never been a happy worker, anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism ABOLISH THE GOVERNMENT!111one!!!!! *foam*
John: teenage sociologist.... great
John: Sure, so being internet cool and hacking is how to be a sociologist? Putting important files online is good?
Derek: You see, you're a conformist and just wouldn't understand. I don't conform to society, because I don't like society. I study it and laugh at it
John: Right, so instead of 'conforming' you conform to other non conformists looking for "the truth"?
Derek: Capitalism has created this evil society, there shouldn't be Capitalism. Marx was right, I read Marx so you just don't get it.
John: Right... So Sociology interests you? Major in it
Derek: I will, but Sociology isn't something you can have, who is a private company to give you knowledge of a study. To 'allow' you to have it, it belongs to all
John: Ok, so that's a yes?
Derek: For a conformist, yes
John: Well, I'm going to be successful in life... have fun
Derek: Society deems who is 'successful' and who isn't, which is wrong. There will be a war between the poor and the rich, because they all know about philosophy and how Capitalism is evil. There has never been a happy worker, anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism anarcho syndicalism ABOLISH THE GOVERNMENT!111one!!!!! *foam*
John: teenage sociologist.... great
Teenage Sociologist by Clynic98 December 9, 2010
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Shycologist
A certifiable & trained prostitute of the mind, who naturally charges for his/her services by the hour & leaves you feeling fucked.
Normally introverted the only way they can interact with humans is to comment & be outwardly extroverted about your shortcomings.
Normally introverted the only way they can interact with humans is to comment & be outwardly extroverted about your shortcomings.
"Have you tried blaming your parents & teachers ?" inquired the Shycologist
"Did they hit you hard enough to make me hit you financially,I want to help you......get your credit card out?!"
"Did they hit you hard enough to make me hit you financially,I want to help you......get your credit card out?!"
Shycologist by The Belteshazzar January 31, 2010
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sexologist by Buggieone July 13, 2009
Shitologist
One who is specialized at making shit up within a minimal period of time, with exquisite creativity.
Shitologist: "One time, i had to pee so bad, that the stream of urine in the toilet made a hole right through it, ripped the tile out of the ground, went into the neighbors house. And when the neighbors knocked on my door saying WTF? i peed a hole through his head!
Shitologist by TheShitologist February 28, 2011
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