shklovsky

An ugly and limp dick; and or lethargic

Girl he was tryna hit but then he pulled out his SHKLOVSKY and all I could do was laugh and say HELL NO!

shklovsky by Garret Bobby Ferguson November 28, 2018

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shlonsky

of or referring to a dork or someone who does or says something stupid.

Dang, my buddy nick totally messed up with that cute girl. He is such a shlonsky

shlonsky by Gregory May 20, 2004

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shklovsky • shlomsky • shlonsky

shlomsky

forgives shlomsky, no hard feelings

shlomsky by eko286th February 13, 2003

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shlomsky

uber-padder; likes to get it on with moxin

"that uber-padder shlomsky just banged moxin"

shlomsky by eko286th February 13, 2003

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shlomsky

lying SOB trying to smack down eko286th for the nice guy he is

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shlomsky by shlomsky February 13, 2003

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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