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shkeezed

adjective:

Used to describe the highest level of cross-faded, only attainable after a specific progression from tipsy and fried to sloshed and baked to plastered and cheesed to 'schkeezed', resulting in a loss of grip on reality.
Spencer: "bro i just smoked 6 dab cartridges and drank a case of 'Rona, I'm totally shkeezed!"

Nolan: "dude I was shkeezed on tuesday, but i can't today because i have to study for exams"
by JJKamp February 7, 2019
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skeezed

1. Sketched out, creeped out,
2. Hit-on
I got skeezed on by some old lady.
Dude's skeezin' on your girl!
I'm feelin' kinda skeezed because of Mr. Harrington
by J-Rizzle fo' Shizzle June 11, 2007
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sheezed

I sneezed twice but unfortunately the third time I sheezed!
by mnssumtin November 16, 2013
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Skeezed Out

Skeezed out
1. Verb, transitive, always paired together with the adverb "out" + a personal pronoun .
- To give someone the creeps or the willies (except in the U.K. where giving the willy to someone has a completely different meaning and can get you arrested) Usually accompanied by involuntary shaking, dry mouth, goose bumps, hair standing up on the nape of the neck and/or, in extreme circumstances causing loss of bladder or bowel control.

Skeezed out

2. Verb, intransitive, To be unpleasantly made aware of something. To be spooked, disgusted, shocked or incredulous of something or someone.
1. Man, I was really skeezed out by that big-ass cobweb with dozens of baby spiders on it when I walked into it in the dark.
2. James was skeezed out on his wedding night when he discovered that his new husband had three testicles.
by CrazyIvoryPounder February 21, 2023
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Skeezed

When a male ejaculates on your face then rubs it in
I just skeezed you kid
by TheCoochieBoy January 19, 2021
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SHNEEZED

"Oh man I just shneezed myself! Now I need to change my underwear!"
by JK032116 July 4, 2017
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Shqeezed

The act of smoking Weed or Marijuana to the point in which you are incredibly stoned or until you green out.
Last night I chilled with Hen, Chief and Stern at the Church and we got so shqeezed.
"Yo Morty, what do you say I roll by the Frat house and we run a shqeeze-off?"
by the Briquette January 16, 2006
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