sheezed

It's when you sneeze and shit your pants

I sneezed twice but unfortunately the third time I sheezed!

by mnssumtin November 16, 2013

Charlie Sheened

To get crazily drunk or high (or both) to potentially dangerous levels whilst "winning". Usually occurs at parties and in the presence of one or more hookers.

Getting repeatedly Charlie Sheened can result in side effects, such as:

- Winning over here
- Tiger's blood
- Becoming a fricking rock star from Mars
- Winning over there
- Death (only affects fools and amateurs)

Why is there a hooker in the wardrobe?

You obviously got Charlie Sheened last night then.

WINNING!

by CharlieHarper April 22, 2011

Sheened

To get completely shit-housed blackout drunk; this may or may not include disorderly conduct, public urination, or public indecency. Term coined after the legend himself, Charlie Sheen.

"Holy shit Ariel, what the fuck are you saying? Are you sheened or something?"

"I M SEW DRRREE3333333NKADNFXVGEST89NDFBN!!!!!!!!!11111"

"Yeah you're sheened."

by Sharlie Cheen April 10, 2009

Geter Sheeted

similar in definition to Git-R-Done. However, it has more complexity in its definition. Sheeted is a state of mind that is characterized by ecstasy or amazement or anything in between, while the verb/adjective form Sheeting can mean anything from "awesome" and its synonyms to intimate activity. Geter sheeted was most recently popularized at Missouri S&T, formerly known as University of Missouri-Rolla, by a band of 50 students from all over the US and is now spreading throughout the nation, though it is more commonly used in the Kansas City and St. Louis areas of Missouri. This phrase also references Larry the Cable Guy and can occasionally be found being used in Canada alongside "git-r-done".

Dude, geter sheeted

by beeky21 August 3, 2010

Sheeped

To send email from another user's account, notifying the world that this person has broken computer security policy by walking away from their computer and left it unlocked.

"Erin must have gotten sheeped! I just got an email from her saying she loved sheep and wanted to find some sailors to share them with!!"

"I'm a little teapot and I love SHEEP!"

by rgillies May 15, 2009

skeezed

1. Sketched out, creeped out,
2. Hit-on

I got skeezed on by some old lady.
Dude's skeezin' on your girl!
I'm feelin' kinda skeezed because of Mr. Harrington

by J-Rizzle fo' Shizzle June 11, 2007

Sheened

(adjective) to be inebriated to a state of utter disrepair

Example: 1. Hey bro what are you doing this weekend?

2. I just heard that Tom is having a house party, we're going to get sheened out of our minds.

by imthefred March 26, 2011