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Brad: Did you see Jessica dancing on the table at that house party last night??
Chad: Yeah bro she was totally schlostered.
Chad: Yeah bro she was totally schlostered.
by JJKamp February 7, 2019
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Used to describe the highest level of cross-faded, only attainable after a specific progression from tipsy and fried to sloshed and baked to plastered and cheesed to 'schkeezed', resulting in a loss of grip on reality.
Used to describe the highest level of cross-faded, only attainable after a specific progression from tipsy and fried to sloshed and baked to plastered and cheesed to 'schkeezed', resulting in a loss of grip on reality.
Spencer: "bro i just smoked 6 dab cartridges and drank a case of 'Rona, I'm totally shkeezed!"
Nolan: "dude I was shkeezed on tuesday, but i can't today because i have to study for exams"
Nolan: "dude I was shkeezed on tuesday, but i can't today because i have to study for exams"
by JJKamp February 7, 2019
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