Definitions by JJKamp

schlostered 

A mixture of sloshed and plastered, both meaning "drunk".

Brad: Did you see Jessica dancing on the table at that house party last night??

Chad: Yeah bro she was totally schlostered.

schlostered by JJKamp February 7, 2019

shkeezed 

adjective:

Used to describe the highest level of cross-faded, only attainable after a specific progression from tipsy and fried to sloshed and baked to plastered and cheesed to 'schkeezed', resulting in a loss of grip on reality.

Spencer: "bro i just smoked 6 dab cartridges and drank a case of 'Rona, I'm totally shkeezed!"

Nolan: "dude I was shkeezed on tuesday, but i can't today because i have to study for exams"

shkeezed by JJKamp February 7, 2019