shmeezed
shmeezed by Graybald Supporter May 24, 2024
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Grate the shmeeze
The act of rubbing the crusty end of a mans penis across another mans mustache. Like a cheese grater.
Dom Deluise was known for having a very cheese filled dick, he would often grate the shmeeze with Burt Reynolds.
Grate the shmeeze by Big Bobby Bacon October 21, 2012
Schmeezed
A mid-tier level of inebriated, drunk, intoxicated while in a positive, fun, state of mind (not rowdy, sloppy or mean). Definitely more drunk than a buzz but not enough to get kicked out of the function.
After four shots of tequila, everyone could tell Mark was schmeezed when he started an impromptu one-man comedy show on the dance floor.
Schmeezed by Emma Rogers July 22, 2023
shmeefed
The word shmeefed is used to describe the level of ones high. There is sober, high, boofed, booted and zooted, and the ultimate high completion is considered as shmeefed.
Lucas: Yo kallen I’m trying to get so high today!
Kallen: Wait! Dude are you trying to get shmeefed!
Lucas: Bro i wanna get shmeefed today dawg!
Kallen: Wait! Dude are you trying to get shmeefed!
Lucas: Bro i wanna get shmeefed today dawg!
shmeefed by Lucas.d.69 June 2, 2019