SHNEEZED 

(V.) Shitting your self whilst sneezing

"Oh man I just shneezed myself! Now I need to change my underwear!"

SHNEEZED by JK032116 July 4, 2017

sheezed 

It's when you sneeze and shit your pants

I sneezed twice but unfortunately the third time I sheezed!

sheezed by mnssumtin November 16, 2013

sneezedick 

when you sneeze and you have a mini orgasm

*sneezes and jizzes*

"Ugh look at him he's such a sneezedick"

"Lmfao!"

sneezedick by wethorse December 23, 2013

shneeze 

In the same vein as shart, only far more terrifying.
A sneeze which forces a little poo out.

I hope that I never shneeze again.
(shneeze again)

shneeze by Baron Wasteland September 25, 2005

shkeezed 

adjective:

Used to describe the highest level of cross-faded, only attainable after a specific progression from tipsy and fried to sloshed and baked to plastered and cheesed to 'schkeezed', resulting in a loss of grip on reality.

Spencer: "bro i just smoked 6 dab cartridges and drank a case of 'Rona, I'm totally shkeezed!"

Nolan: "dude I was shkeezed on tuesday, but i can't today because i have to study for exams"

shkeezed by JJKamp February 7, 2019

my penis just sneezed 

Exclamation. Ususally referring to an unexpected (usually positive)occurance.

Doctor: "Your herpes have totally disappered, for ever!"

You: "I think my penis just sneezed."

my penis just sneezed by DTOP May 2, 2006

shneeze 

The rare occurance where you are taking a shit and you sneeze at the same time. Your shit instantly comes out to the point where you almost don't need to wipe.

I just shneezed while in the bathroom and couldn't get through one page of my book.

shneeze by defkorn23 April 15, 2006