Urban Dictionary: skeezed

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I got skeezed on by some old lady.
Dude's skeezin' on your girl!
I'm feelin' kinda skeezed because of Mr. Harrington

1. wen someone you love and care for turns their back on you because of a past event

2.when someone do yo ass in

"you skeezed tf out" "damn you got skeezed"

"she got skeezed"
"wowwwwwww you got skeezed"
"oh shit he skeezed you"

The state of being so high off cannbis your doing crazy things you would never do while sober. Zoned out. Uncontrollable laughing. Skeeze bag.

Aw man, I forgot to take the Pizza out the Pizza box before I put it in the oven, man I’m so skeezed !

by Caroljane21 February 19, 2018

I skeezed those people and now the price is $20 cheaper.

by Evolve Tours November 21, 2007

Military term (commonly used in the late 1980s) for a service member who skips out of work all the time.

1. While the rest of us were cleaning the barracks for inspection, Private Smith skeezed out again by going to sick call.

by Arnie Schiffer May 11, 2008

(Adj.) Skeezed: to get as drunk as humanly possible whilst maintaining conscious. (Normally waking up in the floor folded like a suitcase)

Bro 1: yo, did you see how many beers I drank last night?
Bro 2: yea, bro you were skeezed!

by OrcaVonstrangle December 19, 2019

To obtain something by using unconventional and/or criminal ways usually involving a type of manipulation

Bruh I skeezed the shit out of that dude to get a new ar

by Therealskeezer June 30, 2018