Urban Dictionary: skeezed

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I got skeezed on by some old lady.
Dude's skeezin' on your girl!
I'm feelin' kinda skeezed because of Mr. Harrington

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lil mad is like big mad but the opposite, you mad but not mad to the extent of pullin somthin

"look im sorry i ate your food"
"is cool im just lil mad"

by lilbabiey November 30, 2018

1. wen someone you love and care for turns their back on you because of a past event

2.when someone do yo ass in

"you skeezed tf out" "damn you got skeezed"

"she got skeezed"
"wowwwwwww you got skeezed"
"oh shit he skeezed you"

The state of being so high off cannbis your doing crazy things you would never do while sober. Zoned out. Uncontrollable laughing. Skeeze bag.

Aw man, I forgot to take the Pizza out the Pizza box before I put it in the oven, man I’m so skeezed !

by Caroljane21 February 18, 2018

I skeezed those people and now the price is $20 cheaper.

by Evolve Tours November 21, 2007

Military term (commonly used in the late 1980s) for a service member who skips out of work all the time.

1. While the rest of us were cleaning the barracks for inspection, Private Smith skeezed out again by going to sick call.

by Arnie Schiffer May 11, 2008

(Adj.) Skeezed: to get as drunk as humanly possible whilst maintaining conscious. (Normally waking up in the floor folded like a suitcase)

Bro 1: yo, did you see how many beers I drank last night?
Bro 2: yea, bro you were skeezed!

by OrcaVonstrangle December 19, 2019