Shteezed
If you're shteezed, or stoned, or high, or smashed, or drunk, please consider not going to work that day.
Shteezed by Uncle Dimma May 14, 2026
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Steezed by RealStory5 February 19, 2010
Steezed
When you are so fucking high off the cabbage from hell and tripping off your ass from acid that you start pissing on your kitchen floor thinking its your cat so you start laughing and accidently fuck your hamster.
Adam: Dude i was so fucking steezed last night I accidently fucked a goat thinking it was my hand. Fucking steezed dude.
Jack: dude that sounds like a hell of a night!!
Jack: dude that sounds like a hell of a night!!
Steezed by Shftokersmoker March 26, 2019
shkeezed
adjective:
Used to describe the highest level of cross-faded, only attainable after a specific progression from tipsy and fried to sloshed and baked to plastered and cheesed to 'schkeezed', resulting in a loss of grip on reality.
Used to describe the highest level of cross-faded, only attainable after a specific progression from tipsy and fried to sloshed and baked to plastered and cheesed to 'schkeezed', resulting in a loss of grip on reality.
Steezed
"Ah I'm very steezed about how the game went last night."
1: Are you still hungry?
2: Nah man, I'm steezed, thanks though.
"Oh I'm so steezed to be dating Zus, he's so handsome."
1: Are you still hungry?
2: Nah man, I'm steezed, thanks though.
"Oh I'm so steezed to be dating Zus, he's so handsome."
Steezed by slammedcivic September 11, 2023
steezed
Stoned. A person who just engaged in the act of steezing(smoking marijuana) will most likely be steezed out of his or her mind.
steezed by Hilario Bagawilowagnacio April 18, 2006
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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