When you are so fucking high off the cabbage from hell and tripping off your ass from acid that you start pissing on your kitchen floor thinking its your cat so you start laughing and accidently fuck your hamster.

Adam: Dude i was so fucking steezed last night I accidently fucked a goat thinking it was my hand. Fucking steezed dude.
Jack: dude that sounds like a hell of a night!!

Steezed by Shftokersmoker March 26, 2019

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shkeezed

adjective:

Used to describe the highest level of cross-faded, only attainable after a specific progression from tipsy and fried to sloshed and baked to plastered and cheesed to 'schkeezed', resulting in a loss of grip on reality.

Spencer: "bro i just smoked 6 dab cartridges and drank a case of 'Rona, I'm totally shkeezed!"

Nolan: "dude I was shkeezed on tuesday, but i can't today because i have to study for exams"

shkeezed by JJKamp February 7, 2019

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Steezed

to be thrilled, excited, or content with something.

"Ah I'm very steezed about how the game went last night."

1: Are you still hungry?
2: Nah man, I'm steezed, thanks though.

"Oh I'm so steezed to be dating Zus, he's so handsome."

Steezed by slammedcivic September 11, 2023

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steezed

Stoned. A person who just engaged in the act of steezing(smoking marijuana) will most likely be steezed out of his or her mind.

I just got done steezing at the park, i've never been this steezed in my entire life!

steezed by Hilario Bagawilowagnacio April 18, 2006

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