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It's when you sneeze and shit your pants
I sneezed twice but unfortunately the third time I sheezed!
sheezed by mnssumtin November 16, 2013
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shkeezed 

adjective:

Used to describe the highest level of cross-faded, only attainable after a specific progression from tipsy and fried to sloshed and baked to plastered and cheesed to 'schkeezed', resulting in a loss of grip on reality.
Spencer: "bro i just smoked 6 dab cartridges and drank a case of 'Rona, I'm totally shkeezed!"

Nolan: "dude I was shkeezed on tuesday, but i can't today because i have to study for exams"
shkeezed by JJKamp February 7, 2019

SHNEEZED 

(V.) Shitting your self whilst sneezing
"Oh man I just shneezed myself! Now I need to change my underwear!"
SHNEEZED by JK032116 July 4, 2017
high as hell, synonyms: smacked, high, geeked, faded
I'm not gon lie gang, I'm shmeezed right now.
If you're shteezed, or stoned, or high, or smashed, or drunk, please consider not going to work that day.
Shteezed by Uncle Dimma May 14, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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