Shqeezed 

The act of smoking Weed or Marijuana to the point in which you are incredibly stoned or until you green out.

Last night I chilled with Hen, Chief and Stern at the Church and we got so shqeezed.
"Yo Morty, what do you say I roll by the Frat house and we run a shqeeze-off?"

Shqeezed by the Briquette January 16, 2006

sheezed 

It's when you sneeze and shit your pants

I sneezed twice but unfortunately the third time I sheezed!

sheezed by mnssumtin November 16, 2013

shkeezed 

adjective:

Used to describe the highest level of cross-faded, only attainable after a specific progression from tipsy and fried to sloshed and baked to plastered and cheesed to 'schkeezed', resulting in a loss of grip on reality.

Spencer: "bro i just smoked 6 dab cartridges and drank a case of 'Rona, I'm totally shkeezed!"

Nolan: "dude I was shkeezed on tuesday, but i can't today because i have to study for exams"

shkeezed by JJKamp February 7, 2019

SHNEEZED 

(V.) Shitting your self whilst sneezing

"Oh man I just shneezed myself! Now I need to change my underwear!"

SHNEEZED by JK032116 July 4, 2017

shmeezed

high as hell, synonyms: smacked, high, geeked, faded

I'm not gon lie gang, I'm shmeezed right now.

shmeezed by Graybald Supporter May 24, 2024

Shteezed

Another adj for stoned

If you're shteezed, or stoned, or high, or smashed, or drunk, please consider not going to work that day.

Shteezed by Uncle Dimma May 14, 2026